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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I didn’t endure dozens of practice runs over months of frosty Wellington mornings so little fattys today can opt out so their little feelings don’t get hurt.
    We all had to suffer, what makes these little shits so special ?

    This is your best ever post.

    I fucken hated running, still do but I wasn't exactly emotionally scarred from doing it.

    Fucken pussies nowadays.

    There seems to be a lot of people absolutely determined to raise a generation of delicate flowers these days. Losing sucks but it's a part of life, kids need to learn how to cope with it. A bit of emotional resilience is hardly a bad thing.

    On a vaguely related note I was at a playground with the boy the other day. There was a girl, 6 or 7 years, that fell off some bars trying a trick. She got up, dusted herself off and went to try again when her mother ran up to her and gave her a big lecture, then wouldn't let her try again despite her protests. That summed up everything that is wrong with so many parents today.

    I know someone who refused to send her daughter to a certain school because she thought the classroom was too close to a road and her daughter would not be able to avoid running into traffic. Why she thought her daughter would run out of class and climb the bloody great wall around the school is beyond me. Helicopter parent doesn't begin to describe it.

    They also have state writing and numeracy tests every two years and an increasing number of parents are keeping their kids at home to protect them from the "stress". Ffs

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  • boobooB Online
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    A can of worms here, the article refers to zher as a woman although zhe clearly believes zhe possesses male genitalia .

    Edit , there’s speculation that Naomi H may in fact be a furry as well as a moron

    Jacqueline Weiss  /  Aug 21, 2018  /  News

    A woman lost a NASA scholarship after getting into Twitter beef with a member of NASA's space council

    A woman lost a NASA scholarship after getting into Twitter beef with a member of NASA's space council

    A woman named Naomi H shared on Twitter that she had accepted an internship at NASA, with a rather emphatic tweet. But days later, Naomi lostther internship after a Twitter frenzy ensued following her announcement, wherein she exchanged tweets with NASA engineer Homer Hickam.

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    Sorry. Not up with terminology.

    What is meant by "furry"?

    I have an idea ... but I may be wrong ...

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  • boobooB Online
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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I didn’t endure dozens of practice runs over months of frosty Wellington mornings so little fattys today can opt out so their little feelings don’t get hurt.
    We all had to suffer, what makes these little shits so special ?

    "Suffer"? Used to love croos-country.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    A can of worms here, the article refers to zher as a woman although zhe clearly believes zhe possesses male genitalia .

    Edit , there’s speculation that Naomi H may in fact be a furry as well as a moron

    Jacqueline Weiss  /  Aug 21, 2018  /  News

    A woman lost a NASA scholarship after getting into Twitter beef with a member of NASA's space council

    A woman lost a NASA scholarship after getting into Twitter beef with a member of NASA's space council

    A woman named Naomi H shared on Twitter that she had accepted an internship at NASA, with a rather emphatic tweet. But days later, Naomi lostther internship after a Twitter frenzy ensued following her announcement, wherein she exchanged tweets with NASA engineer Homer Hickam.

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    Sorry. Not up with terminology.

    What is meant by "furry"?

    I have an idea ... but I may be wrong ...

    this might help explain it

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @booboo I wouldnt say I loved it, but the competitive streak in me wanted to beat the fuckers who beat me last year while also improving my placing and qualifying for the Whangarei schools one....

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    Ok, this will get weird soon I reckon

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12114703

    https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-happened/

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Ok, this will get weird soon I reckon

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12114703

    https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-happened/

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    He's a famous dolphin. I think the #metoo movement has just found new life....

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Ok, this will get weird soon I reckon

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12114703

    https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-happened/

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    He's a famous dolphin. I think the #metoo movement has just found new life....

    #metooflipper

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
    Hell bent on creating a new species...

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
    Hell bent on creating a new species...

    When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
    Hell bent on creating a new species...

    When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all

    How do we know it would be his first time..

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
    Hell bent on creating a new species...

    When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all

    How do we know it would be his first time..

    Are you dolphin slut shaming @mariner4life ?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    Dolphins are quite intelligent aren't they, why would they mate with @mariner4life

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    @taniwharugby pity A paraphyletic charity fuck

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?

    and why would a dolphin choose this over me?

    alt text

    oh, right...

    as you were dolphin

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    I'm going to make a movie out of this ... guaranteed Oscar winner for sure.

    What, already been done?

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  • TimT Away
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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    Hahahahahahahahaha

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/106576955/suppliers-keen-to-ditch-vegan-label-to-encourage-meat-eaters

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Intercourse with a porpoise purpose is a dream for me

    Spelling standards are slipping again.

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