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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I didn’t endure dozens of practice runs over months of frosty Wellington mornings so little fattys today can opt out so their little feelings don’t get hurt.
We all had to suffer, what makes these little shits so special ?"Suffer"? Used to love croos-country.
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@booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A can of worms here, the article refers to zher as a woman although zhe clearly believes zhe possesses male genitalia .
Edit , there’s speculation that Naomi H may in fact be a furry as well as a moron
Sorry. Not up with terminology.
What is meant by "furry"?
I have an idea ... but I may be wrong ...
this might help explain it
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Ok, this will get weird soon I reckon
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12114703
https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-happened/
He's a famous dolphin. I think the #metoo movement has just found new life....
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Ok, this will get weird soon I reckon
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12114703
https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-happened/
He's a famous dolphin. I think the #metoo movement has just found new life....
#metooflipper
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Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
Hell bent on creating a new species...When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
Hell bent on creating a new species...When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all
How do we know it would be his first time..
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me
Hell bent on creating a new species...When you do hook up with a dolphin I hope he’s gentle with you being your first time and all
How do we know it would be his first time..
Are you dolphin slut shaming @mariner4life ?
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Dolphins are quite intelligent aren't they, why would they mate with @mariner4life
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@taniwharugby pity A paraphyletic charity fuck
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@taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?
and why would a dolphin choose this over me?
oh, right...
as you were dolphin
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Intercourse with a
porpoisepurpose is a dream for meSpelling standards are slipping again.
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I doubt she has a pot to piss in but all the same she deserves whatever the court dishes out to her
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/106703357/no-evidence-found-in-paedophile-ring-claims-police-say -