Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>That is such a Homer Simpson moment!</p>
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<p>scrreeeeech... Phew!..... Doh!!!</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/'>http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/</a></p>
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<p>Guy jumps into sydney harbour with a go-pro, surfaces, friends say "shark, behind you"</p>
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<p>Most awesome bit is, its a great white, and it coasts about looking bemused while the guy flails about shitting himself & screaming. Then he will tell anyone who will listen how close he came to death, despite the fact that the shark a) was never even interested & b) could have killed him at anytime & c) if anything was actually more likely to give him a "what is this?" bite due to his panicked 5 year old girl flailing... </p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/'>http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/</a></p>
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<p>Guy jumps into sydney harbour with a go-pro, surfaces, friends say "shark, behind you"</p>
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<p>(there's video obviously)</p>
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<p>Most awesome bit is, its a great white, and it coasts about looking bemused while the guy flails about shitting himself & screaming. Then he will tell anyone who will listen how close he came to death, despite the fact that the shark a) was never even interested &
could have killed him at anytime & c) if anything was actually more likely to give him a "what is this?" bite due to his panicked 5 year old girl flailing... </p>
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<p>Strange how the go pro is wobbling all over the place except for when he looks at the shark then the camera is perfectly still. Pretty sure thats a fake.</p> -
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<p>Strange how the go pro is wobbling all over the place except for when he looks at the shark then the camera is perfectly still. Pretty sure thats a fake.</p>
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<p>Harder to flail like a fucking idiot when you are under the water, also he was ducking under to try to see it, so being still, then coming up & flailing for the rocks. So its pretty understandable</p> -
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<p>Harder to flail like a fucking idiot when you are under the water, also he was ducking under to try to see it, so being still, then coming up & flailing for the rocks. So its pretty understandable</p>
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<p>Well the debate is raging on in the comments section. But someone has pointed out there are actually 2 different sharks in the video <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://steinlaus.com/two_sharks.jpg'>http://steinlaus.com/two_sharks.jpg</a></p>
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<p>those driving compilations are now my favourite videos on youtube.</p>
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<p>that one where the poll comes through the Chinese truck driver's window! jesus!</p> -
It's the pedestrians though. Incredible stupidity followed by the sheer insouciance. Are they all that cool in the face of danger or is it just that that haven't realised what shit they were in.<br><br>I'm going for the latter. it's where very slow reactions actually make you look in control. Well. Sort of.
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<p>I couldn't be bothered opening a new thread for this but the current Pope Francis is continuing to shake things up in the Catholic Church. Dispensing with much of the elaborate pomp and show, taking selfies, and now setting his sights on the Mafia. </p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11279439'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11279439</a></p>
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<p>I hope he has eyes in the back of his head because he's making enemies from within and without, he could end up getting whacked like a scene out of the Godfather Part 3</p> -
<p>Best headline ever. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10189585/Student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10189585/Student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina</a></p>
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<p>Excitable much....jeez that Fonua is huge!</p>
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<p>Yeah, that's Kevin Bacon.</p>
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