Ireland vs All Blacks (2018)

[Derm McCrum]

@kiwimurph said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@crucial said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

A nice little reminder pic for BB

#theoneirishfansdidntsee

Just like BOD - Tana this photo is simply another marketing stunt for Guinness.

Jeez - a Kiwi just made me laugh out loud.

This is a weird week. BOD makes up with Tana, and a Kiwi discovers humour.
What's going to happen next?

[Derm McCrum]

@taniwharugby said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@crucial the shape of his mouth indicates a racial slur at BB too.

Yes - I think he's saying - "C'mere, ya little bollix ya!"

[MN5]

@rancid-schnitzel said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@rancid-schnitzel said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

Joe Stanley was the big hard midfielder of that era and was under 90kg if I recall correctly.

Just makes me realise how much the AB selectors missed a trick by not picking Marty 'Chuck' Berry. He woulda absolutely dominated.

According to his stats, he was 83kg. That's probably lighter than Andrew Mehrtens.

That’s not saying much.Have you seen Mehrtens lately?
He was at the cafe when I had breakfast with Joe Moody , Jerome Kaino , Damien McKenzie and Liam Squire . Mehrts defence was always a bit suspect but he can tackle any buffet by the looks of him.

First time you've mentioned that breakfast. How did you keep a lid on that for so long?

Mehrts was slight as for much of his career. He didn't smash the pies until later. Who can forget the tragicomic image of him walking off injured looking 20kg overweight and with those ridiculous lambchop sideburns.

Growing massive ginga homo handles.....what kind of loser would do that?!?!

( MN5 quickly deletes old photos off Facebook)

[Derm McCrum]

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

[jegga]

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

[MN5]

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

[jegga]

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

I think it’s the first and probably only time I’ve ever used that phrase. It’s obviously your fault then

[MN5]

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

I think it’s the first and probably only time I’ve ever used that phrase. It’s obviously your fault then

I'm just glad you're accepting them. Irish gender fluid rugby players are people too God Damn it !!!!!

[Derm McCrum]

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

I think it’s the first and probably only time I’ve ever used that phrase. It’s obviously your fault then

I'm just glad you're accepting them. Irish gender fluid rugby players are people too God Damn it !!!!!

I'm not sure that God agrees with you, can we leave him/it/her/them out of it?

Oh hang on....

[MN5]

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

I think it’s the first and probably only time I’ve ever used that phrase. It’s obviously your fault then

I'm just glad you're accepting them. Irish gender fluid rugby players are people too God Damn it !!!!!

I'm not sure that God agrees with you, can we leave him/it/her/them out of it?

Oh hang on....

Did you just assume Gods gender ?

[jegga]

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@mn5 said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@derm-mccrum said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

I'm just going to put you down here gently, Robbie, and take the ball if you don't mind.
Ok then.

They are doing a tango and he’s dipping him , no surprises the Irish player is non binary and assuming the female role.

With the crap I've posted on the other thread I can't help but feel responsible for you posting something like this

I think it’s the first and probably only time I’ve ever used that phrase. It’s obviously your fault then

I'm just glad you're accepting them. Irish gender fluid rugby players are people too God Damn it !!!!!

I'm not sure that God agrees with you, can we leave him/it/her/them out of it?

Oh hang on....

Did you just assume Gods gender ?

Didn’t ask for gods preferred pronoun either .

[dK]

Classic Banter lads, keep it up

[jegga]

@crucial said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

Look. Tana and BOD have buried the hatchet and are sharing a laugh.

Next on Tana's list are @Kirwan and @Duluth

This needs a new caption,

“ they paid you how much and you won how many games?
“ yeah I know right”
Sound of uncontrollable laughter

[Derm McCrum]

@jegga said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

@crucial said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

Look. Tana and BOD have buried the hatchet and are sharing a laugh.

Next on Tana's list are @Kirwan and @Duluth

This needs a new caption,

“ they paid you how much and you won how many games?
“ yeah I know right”
Sound of uncontrollable laughter

Like that - works with either.

BOD: They paid you how much and won...?.
TANA: Yeah I know right

TANA: They paid you how much and won....?
BOD: Yeah, I know right

(Sound of uncontrollable laughter)

[MN5]

BOD had a 0-13 record against the ABs didn't he ?

[Derm McCrum]

Suggested Ireland team from Gerry Thornley at The Irish Times who normally has a good in with the team.

Probable Ireland team:
15-9
Rob Kearney; Keith Earls, Garry Ringrose, Bundee Aki, Jacob Stockdale; Johnny Sexton, Kieran Marmion;
1-8
Cian Healy, Rory Best (capt), Tadhg Furlong, James Ryan, Devin Toner, Peter O’Mahony, Dan Leavy, CJ Stander.

Replacements: Sean Cronin, Jack McGrath, Andrew Porter, Iain Henderson, Josh van der Flier, Luke McGrath, Joey Carbery, Jordan Larmour.

[antipodean]

How does Kearney still keep getting picked? Surely there's better fullbacks in Ireland.

[Derm McCrum]

@antipodean said in Ireland Vs All Blacks:

How does Kearney still keep getting picked? Surely there's better fullbacks in Ireland.

Check his trophy/medal cupboard. Not too shabby.

1. Kearney - Leinster
2. Zebo - N/A Racing 92
3. Larmour - Leinster
4. Addison - Ulster
5. Haley - Munster
6. O'Halloran - Connacht

[SouthernMann]

All Blacks: Damian McKenzie, Ben Smith, Jack Goodhue, Ryan Crotty, Rieko Ioane, Beauden Barrett, Aaron Smith, Kieran Read (capt), Ardie Savea, Liam Squire, Sam Whitelock, Brodie Retallick, Owen Franks, Codie Taylor, Karl Tu'inukuafe. Reserves: Dane Coles, Ofa Tuungafasi, Nepo Laulala, Scott Barrett, Matt Todd, TJ Perenara, Richie Mo'unga, Anton Lienert-Brown.

[Bovidae]

Gee, that's a surprise!