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<p>Further: she considers "camping" to mean "anywhere there is green grass, hot showers, and reasonable access to a hospital". She considers a caravan park acceptable... provided we use an ensuite site, not the common showers...</p>
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So to summarise you can't do the shit you want because you're married and the closet you get to physical intimacy is when your hand brushes against hers when you both reach for the remote at the same time?<br><br>
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<p>Nick, i thought i was the only one...</p>
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<p>Fishing is awesome. I am a shit fisherman, but, i get to sit, on a boat, on a river somewhere, with no noise, throwing a lure at a bank, having quiet tins, and not speaking to the guy next to me. it's peaceful as fuck. In my life, peace like that is a rarity. </p>
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<p>So to summarise you can't do the shit you want because you're married and the closet you get to physical intimacy is when your hand brushes against hers when you both reach for the remote at the same time?</p>
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<p>Yeah nah. My biggest mistake was installing a TV in the bedroom and hooking a TiVo up to it. Nothing but fucking ordinary female TV like "Offspring" and other associated shit, of which every plot point can be summarised as:</p>
<ul><li>Strong female lead character - usually a doctor or lawyer or some shit</li>
<li>Despite obvious intelligence, makes endless fucking stupid decisions</li>
<li>Can't have her dream man due to ridiculously unreal complications</li>
<li>If she DOES get hold of a real man, chances are that fucker is going to end up deader than a red shirt in Star Trek</li>
<li>Is actually a glib, vapid, trull with an inner monologue or witty repartee that is about as sharp as my arse.</li>
</ul><p>She says its "escapism". When I point out that logically no-one in their right mind could even conceive of such stupidity she waves me off with a "its just a TV show leave it alone!"</p>
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<p>Its her hobby, unfortunately.</p>
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<p>Fishing is awesome. I am a shit fisherman, but, i get to sit, on a boat, on a river somewhere, with no noise, throwing a lure at a bank, having quiet tins, and not speaking to the guy next to me. it's peaceful as fuck. In my life, peace like that is a rarity. </p>
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<p>I save the cost of a boat and go hiking or camping whenever I can. Now that the boy is 10 its time to get him out and about. But I see your point.</p>
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<p>Plus, the boat would probably go on the roof of the vehicle, right?</p>
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<p>Hooroo - its "counselling". I'm not saying you don't have a point.</p>
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Pacific Highway is greatly improved on what it used to be with greater bypasses. Driving from Brisbane to Byron Bay is basically unrecognisable from a decade ago. <br />
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Pacific Highway is greatly improved on what it used to be with greater bypasses. Driving from Brisbane to Byron Bay is basically unrecognisable from a decade ago. <br />
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<p>I am very concerned that if global warming pans out as predicted tv will be nothing but reruns of Costner's Waterworld.</p> -
<p>Going back to the other caravans posted, kevin Milne scored this for $600 the lucky bugger <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/home-property/10305341/Growing-numbers-restoring-caravans'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/home-property/10305341/Growing-numbers-restoring-caravans</a></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/videos/10328920/The-Kiwi-car-do-attitude'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/videos/10328920/The-Kiwi-car-do-attitude</a></p>
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<p>Yeah, thats …. exactly what I meant. </p>
