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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This is post is 'coffee spitting all over the laptop' good....
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Only if @jegga isn't a straight white man, I mean Lorde wouldn't be a stereotypical Hollywood elite hypocrite would she?
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@rembrandt said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Only if @jegga isn't a straight white man, I mean Lorde wouldn't be a stereotypical Hollywood elite hypocrite would she?
Don’t assume it’s gender . Apparently Lorde has been enjoying dinner at the y with Taylor Swift, the thought of Tay Tay enjoying a stopover at the isle of Lesbos is quite interesting the thought of Lorde engaging in any sort of sub duvet action less so
Way less so
Way way less so .
I feel a little bit sick to be honest .
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Also @MN5 and @taniwharugby gfys sideways with a hedgehog covered in lineament.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Also @MN5 and @taniwharugby gfys sideways with a hedgehog covered in lineament.
That's still preferable than any sort of intimacy with Lorde to be honest
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Monday is my 'admin' day which translates to more time fucking round on the fern.....anyway, lucky for all of you ( especially @jegga ) I found this groundbreaking piece of news.....
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Monday is my 'admin' day which translates to more time fucking round on the fern.
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OK credit where it’s due to NZ Herald / Hawke’s Bay Today for this burner in a story about line dancing:
“There was plenty of foot-tapping as more than 80 line dancers, including two men, spent a gruelling day learning from one of New Zealand's top instructors in Dannevirke recently.”
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12162494
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?
I'd go for a country hip hop dancer
That looks too professional to be a piss take. How do people exist in these types of echo chambers?
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?
I'd go for a country hip hop dancer
That looks too professional to be a piss take. How do people exist in these types of echo chambers?
Middle America although TJ certainly doesn't look like a Trump voter.
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Write a story about someone’s facial tattoo and then cover the photo with the headline?
If you click the link you’ll understand, for some reason it shows up on the fern link but not on the heralds website
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12163166
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So...guys,
This has been a particular concern for me...but, thanks to Dr. Cathy I'm partially sorted. I'm just wondering quite how to introduce it in the tea-room.
I'm leaning towards the full-frontal approach.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME. (Ding, ding, ding ding).
I just have something of an announcement to make. Excuse me, Jonathan. I don't want to have to repeat this just for your sake.
Thank you!
I just want to inform you all that...sometimes I inadvertently shit myself.
I thought you needed to know.
Thanks very much."
I'm quite thankful to Dr. Cathy that I know no-one will judge me, since I just started work at this new place yesterday.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Chinese woman Hong Jia - colour me surprised.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Chinese woman Hong Jia - colour me surprised.
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