Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

JC

OK credit where it’s due to NZ Herald / Hawke’s Bay Today for this burner in a story about line dancing:

“There was plenty of foot-tapping as more than 80 line dancers, including two men, spent a gruelling day learning from one of New Zealand's top instructors in Dannevirke recently.”

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12162494

jegga

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

Snowy

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

I have two fists.

canefan

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

Not worth the energy

MN5

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

I'd go for a country hip hop dancer

antipodean

@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

I'd go for a country hip hop dancer

That looks too professional to be a piss take. How do people exist in these types of echo chambers?

MN5

@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

If given the option who would you punch in the face first? A Morris dancer or a line dancer?

I'd go for a country hip hop dancer

That looks too professional to be a piss take. How do people exist in these types of echo chambers?

Middle America although TJ certainly doesn't look like a Trump voter.

jegga

Write a story about someone’s facial tattoo and then cover the photo with the headline?

If you click the link you’ll understand, for some reason it shows up on the fern link but not on the heralds website

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12163166

Chris B.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/108691965/pelvic-floor-problems-are-common-especially-after-having-children

So...guys,

This has been a particular concern for me...but, thanks to Dr. Cathy I'm partially sorted. I'm just wondering quite how to introduce it in the tea-room.

I'm leaning towards the full-frontal approach.

"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME. (Ding, ding, ding ding).

I just have something of an announcement to make. Excuse me, Jonathan. I don't want to have to repeat this just for your sake.

Thank you!

I just want to inform you all that...sometimes I inadvertently shit myself.

I thought you needed to know.

Thanks very much."

I'm quite thankful to Dr. Cathy that I know no-one will judge me, since I just started work at this new place yesterday.