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@taniwharugby Yep. Santa is an old bloke that wears red and has a grey beard. That's who the fictional character is.
The tooth fairy isn't a bloke (cue gay, fairy, etc, jokes that would be inappropriate).
The Easter bunny is a rabbit.
Micky is a mouse.
Donald is a duck (or president).
Ludicrous, the whole thing.
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Leigh Hart is as funny as cancer
Shhhh. Don’t you know Nepia bait when you see it?
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This is what passes for news these days, if you want me I’ll be in the drawing room by the fire with a large scotch and a loaded revolver.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12170215
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
if you want me I’ll be in the drawing room by the fire with a large scotch and a loaded revolver.
Are you not "normal sized"?
And no, it isn't news, and I shouldn't have read it.
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The Edge: Hit Music Now
The Edge is your home for the latest trends, scandal news, big laughs and of course, the best new music!
So as a white, straight bloke who happens to think bacon is probably the greatest food on earth why does no one care that they may offend me?
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
The Edge: Hit Music Now
The Edge is your home for the latest trends, scandal news, big laughs and of course, the best new music!
So as a white, straight bloke who happens to think bacon is probably the greatest food on earth why does no one care that they may offend me?
You are the oppressor mate. No one cares if you take offence
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@canefan I am allowed to be offended for him though right, whether he cares or not?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan I am allowed to be offended for him though right, whether he cares or not?
You mean offended on my behalf TR? Thanks bro....
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@mn5 only if I am allowed to be...although I am not sure what I am allowed to be offended about these days, or should I be offended for everything and everyone these days? Is a confusing old world we live in!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 only if I am allowed to be...although I am not sure what I am allowed to be offended about these days, or should I be offended for everything and everyone these days? Is a confusing old world we live in!
You're straight and white too. You're everything that's wrong in the world.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 only if I am allowed to be...although I am not sure what I am allowed to be offended about these days, or should I be offended for everything and everyone these days? Is a confusing old world we live in!
You're straight and white too. You're everything that's wrong in the world.
Unless you two shower together.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 only if I am allowed to be...although I am not sure what I am allowed to be offended about these days, or should I be offended for everything and everyone these days? Is a confusing old world we live in!
You're straight and white too. You're everything that's wrong in the world.
Unless you two shower together.
He's a bit of a silver fox....could do alot worse....
Um I mean ooooo yuck #nohomo
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A 14 year would fuck a hole in a tree so that’s not much of a defence imho.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12171241
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A 14 year would fuck a hole in a tree so that’s not much of a defence imho.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12171241
Especially a tree that looked like that
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fucking goddam it, when i was 14 i couldn't even get a chick to let me touch the tiddies, or fingerbang her, let alone some hot older chick to repeatedly fuck me
kids these days...
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@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
That husband must feel so cucked.
Fucking Tennessee man, could have been so much worse
She'll probably go to jail for longer than the guy who cut some poor bastards head off in Petone last week.
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