Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>Hooligan bears on the golf course:</p>
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<p><span><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://gfycat.com/FlashyInsecureBuzzard'>http://gfycat.com/FlashyInsecureBuzzard</a></span></p> -
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<p>Hooligan bears on the golf course:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://gfycat.com/FlashyInsecureBuzzard'>http://gfycat.com/FlashyInsecureBuzzard</a></p>
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<p>I see Mariner4Life's Golf photo's finally appeared. Can't see the bolt ons and they are a little on the "beasty" side for my tastes, but each to their own</p> -
<p>a lot like that, but after a lot more waxing. </p>
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<img src="http://i.imgur.com/XLfZpli.jpg" alt="XLfZpli.jpg">
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<p>Took me longer than it should to get that</p>
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<p>A couple of years old but new to my eyes ( a friend shared it on FB). </p>
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<p>not really awesome, but an interesting watch....</p>
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not really awesome, but an interesting watch....<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="
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She comes across as an obnoxious cow which she could be playing up for the cameras considering the attention she got when this was originally screened but I think she might have a point about saddling kids with stupid names. I was in the mall in Lower Hutt a while back and saw ms mulletuggboots call out " keanu, axl , get your arses over here now" and thought to myself those poor little bastards never stood a chance. It's probably no coincidence the the two kids who get in the shit the most in my sons year at school are called Zaran and gaige. Sometimes these people take a normal name and change it to a bizarre spelling for no good reason other than maybe attention seeking , macsyna king springs to mind and my ex used to work with a chick who spelt her name siouxsie. Ffs siouxsie .<br>
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Maxina....
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Jegga how do you even pronounce that consonant vomit, macsyna?<br><br>
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Tr got it , Stacey Jones named his daughter Chellcey thus condemning her to a life of saying "sigh it's actually spelt....." -
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<p>Tr got it , Stacey Jones named his daughter Chellcey thus condemning her to a life of saying "sigh it's actually spelt....."</p>
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<p>The preponderance of these unique variations is either a function of every kid is special, or spelling phonetically due to borderline illiteracy. Perhaps both.</p> -
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The preponderance of these unique variations is either a function of every kid is special, or spelling phonetically due to borderline illiteracy. Perhaps both.</p></blockquote>
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The main cretin in the roastbusters and the clown who got kicked out if school for growing his hair too long had twattish names. I would have loved to have been there when their parents were naming them and offered my own suggestions "how about alkaline ? That's got a nice ring to it." -
<p>Uhh, what...!?</p>
<p> </p><span style="font-size:24px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://io9.com/we-wear-babies-on-our-backs-because-our-ancestors-wore-1634624109'>Our Ancestors Wore Babies Into Battle</a></span> -
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<p>The preponderance of these unique variations is either a function of every kid is special, or spelling phonetically due to borderline illiteracy. Perhaps both.</p>
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<p>Prove of this is the terrible spelling of perfectly good names from other languages. Shavaughn and Shynade come to mind.</p>
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<p>I'm sure this is already posted further back in the thread but for those that missed it</p>
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<p>note the (tenuous) connection between the kids with odd names and the parents inability to work out it was a joke!!</p>
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<p>There was a list of bogan names in the press somewhere the other day. Ah, here it is!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400'>http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400</a></p>
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<p>Anfernee</p>
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<p>Yep. Like Anthony, but with a bogan accent. If they knew what phonics meant, they'd know how great they are at it.</p>
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<p>For girls: Caprice. Because Daddy wanted a Statesman but couldn't afford the finance on his cash-in-hand jobs and the dole.</p> -
<p>You need to read the comments in that link Nick. There are some crackers..</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">I've got a traditional Irish name from a traditional Irish Mum - Siobhan. For most of my life, the only other person of that name I ever met was my own cousin, and forget about ever having one of those cool personalised pencil-cases or lunchboxes, etc. Now, all of a sudden other Siobhans seem to be cropping up, but they're all spelt in ridiculous fashion, like someone thought "I like the way it sounds, but spelling is HARD". I actually met a drunk woman at a conference event who saw my name-badge. "How do you pronounce THAT?" When I explained, she said, Oh my niece is called Che-vaughn" (she actually spelled it out for my horrified benefit, and yes, it included a dash). She then blundered on to ask why on earth my parents chose to spell it THAT way? Because that's how it's MEANT TO BE SPELT, you mouth-breather.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Khaleesi is an emerging (and disturbing) trend
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Have you noticed that a lot of bogan couples name their daughters after American porn stars from the 1980's like Savannah, Amber, Sierra, Chrystal or Khrystal and Brandi!
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<p>mouth-breather is definitely one of the better insults out there. </p>
