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<p>a lot like that, but after a lot more waxing. </p>
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<p>Took me longer than it should to get that</p>
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<p>A couple of years old but new to my eyes ( a friend shared it on FB). </p>
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<p>not really awesome, but an interesting watch....</p>
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not really awesome, but an interesting watch....<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="
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She comes across as an obnoxious cow which she could be playing up for the cameras considering the attention she got when this was originally screened but I think she might have a point about saddling kids with stupid names. I was in the mall in Lower Hutt a while back and saw ms mulletuggboots call out " keanu, axl , get your arses over here now" and thought to myself those poor little bastards never stood a chance. It's probably no coincidence the the two kids who get in the shit the most in my sons year at school are called Zaran and gaige. Sometimes these people take a normal name and change it to a bizarre spelling for no good reason other than maybe attention seeking , macsyna king springs to mind and my ex used to work with a chick who spelt her name siouxsie. Ffs siouxsie .<br>
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Jegga how do you even pronounce that consonant vomit, macsyna?<br><br>
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<p>Tr got it , Stacey Jones named his daughter Chellcey thus condemning her to a life of saying "sigh it's actually spelt....."</p>
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The preponderance of these unique variations is either a function of every kid is special, or spelling phonetically due to borderline illiteracy. Perhaps both.</p></blockquote>
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The main cretin in the roastbusters and the clown who got kicked out if school for growing his hair too long had twattish names. I would have loved to have been there when their parents were naming them and offered my own suggestions "how about alkaline ? That's got a nice ring to it." -
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<p> </p><span style="font-size:24px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://io9.com/we-wear-babies-on-our-backs-because-our-ancestors-wore-1634624109'>Our Ancestors Wore Babies Into Battle</a></span> -
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<p>The preponderance of these unique variations is either a function of every kid is special, or spelling phonetically due to borderline illiteracy. Perhaps both.</p>
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<p>Prove of this is the terrible spelling of perfectly good names from other languages. Shavaughn and Shynade come to mind.</p>
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<p>note the (tenuous) connection between the kids with odd names and the parents inability to work out it was a joke!!</p>
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<p>There was a list of bogan names in the press somewhere the other day. Ah, here it is!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400'>http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400</a></p>
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<p>Yep. Like Anthony, but with a bogan accent. If they knew what phonics meant, they'd know how great they are at it.</p>
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<p>You need to read the comments in that link Nick. There are some crackers..</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">I've got a traditional Irish name from a traditional Irish Mum - Siobhan. For most of my life, the only other person of that name I ever met was my own cousin, and forget about ever having one of those cool personalised pencil-cases or lunchboxes, etc. Now, all of a sudden other Siobhans seem to be cropping up, but they're all spelt in ridiculous fashion, like someone thought "I like the way it sounds, but spelling is HARD". I actually met a drunk woman at a conference event who saw my name-badge. "How do you pronounce THAT?" When I explained, she said, Oh my niece is called Che-vaughn" (she actually spelled it out for my horrified benefit, and yes, it included a dash). She then blundered on to ask why on earth my parents chose to spell it THAT way? Because that's how it's MEANT TO BE SPELT, you mouth-breather.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Khaleesi is an emerging (and disturbing) trend
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Have you noticed that a lot of bogan couples name their daughters after American porn stars from the 1980's like Savannah, Amber, Sierra, Chrystal or Khrystal and Brandi!
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<p>mouth-breather is definitely one of the better insults out there. </p>
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mouth-breather is definitely one of the better insults out there.</p></blockquote>
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It would also make a great bogan name Mouf'breeva.<br><br>
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<p>Has anyone watched that freakonomics doco segment on baby names? Pretty good watch. Basically, it's not the retarded name that gets you in trouble, it's the upbringing by parents stupid enough to call you that, which does the damage.</p>
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<p>The combination of the two is surely the big killer.</p>
