Bogans with kids
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@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
Righto.
There were two of them at the boys old school....that I know of.
You're not a parent so if you actually said it was popular I'd be concerned that you're hanging round primary schools.
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Saw the ultimate bogan birth story today in the Waikato Times. Cute little baby boy named Legacy the first born at Waikato Hospital. Then I read the text. Ye gods. Parents not married (no worries) but then...the wee one has seven half-siblings on his mother's side. Another seven half-siblings on his father's side, with another shortly to be born.
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Am being less than charitable but have been reading the Ferald's stories on unsolved murders and noticed a trend for the poor wee babies included in their list from 2000 to present.
- Staranise
- Atreyu
- Soul
- Alestra
Normally correlation does not necrssarily imply causation ... in this case though ...
Poor wee bubs
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12173103
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@booboo Poor wee mites. There is nothing fun about having a name that no one can spell or pronounce. (Especially a regular name spelt in a random way.)
Honestly, I reckon all people should have to undertake a 'don't be a fuckwit' course before they even think about procreating.
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My son had his phone stolen by a little piece of shit called Sylvanis . Not quite as good as Rastaman whos crime wave is on a par with Floridaman.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10820833
What with the bloodstains and p residue found at the last place they rented and putting up photos of their buds on facebook I'm sure landlords are queuing up to give Rastaman a place to stay.
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@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga "Armed men turned up and asked for a large amount of money."
Hmmmmm. What a coincidence. Did they contact police or inform HNZ about the incident?
I’m guessing that’s a no , there’d be awkward questions about where Rastaman who is a beneficiary got access to large amounts of cash.
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@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
The Government should offer incentives for reversible sterilisation at age 18.
$20K is you've never had a child. $18K if you have.
You can get the sterilization reversed later - but, you have to give the money back.
Let them have kids and as soon as they name them if the kids name breaches certain paremeters the kid is taken into state care for its own sake . For example, two xxs where a ck should be such as Jaxxon instead of Jackson you forfeit your child. Harsh but I think you'll agree fair.
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@jegga I presume this is supplementary to my policy?
Which admittedly isn't going to help the poor guy who came back to find arse-shaped dents in the bonnet of his Subaru, but at least might have put a curb on the 15 half-siblings twice removed.
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@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga I presume this is supplementary to my policy?
Which admittedly isn't going to help the poor guy who came back to find arse-shaped dents in the bonnet of his Subaru, but at least might have put a curb on the 15 half-siblings twice removed.
I like your plan, it might help prevent this
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@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga I think I'll call my policy "The Obi Wan Kenobi Plan" - it's our only hope!
What about slipping birth control into monster energy drink in the meantime?
Ooh No!
That would be entirely undemocratic and prejudiced against bogans.
People must sign up to the OWKP of their own free choice.
And they can leave at any point...the process is entirely reversible.....
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@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga I think I'll call my policy "The Obi Wan Kenobi Plan" - it's our only hope!
What about slipping birth control into monster energy drink in the meantime?
Ooh No!
That would be entirely undemocratic and prejudiced against bogans.
People must sign up to the OWKP of their own free choice.
And they can leave at any point...the process is entirely reversible.....
Come and check out the painters I work with then and see how you feel afterwards. Mines reversible too, stop making shitty life choices like drinking overpriced energy drinks when you earn fuck all [because for the most part you turn up late or not at all] and you stop shooting blanks.
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@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
The Government should offer incentives for reversible sterilisation at age 18.
$20K if you've never had a child. $18K if you have.
You can get the sterilization reversed later - but, you have to give the money back.
I think you'll find that needs to be instigated at a lower age than 18!
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188058
I like all of the top 10 girl's names.
Am sure it would be possible to boganise them, but they all seem to satisfactorily lacking in misspellings :).
Wouldn't have thought Mia was Maori. Well it might be but I know non-Maori Mias.
Similarly Aria, Ariana (unless Ms Grande has been hiding her Whakapapa all these years), Nina, Ari, and Kai is not necessarily exclusively Maori.
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