Bogans with kids
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It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
Ffs , they might as well have named the poor little bastard “ nil by mouth” . Imagine the years of hidings awaiting that kid .
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12183545
Was listening to ZB today and Miles Davis ( geezer broadcaster, absolute legend, not the jazz player ) got a text from someone saying there was a girl at his partners kindy called 'Phelony'
Jesus Christ the world is fucked.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name amongst ferals.
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@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
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@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
Righto.
There were two of them at the boys old school....that I know of.
You're not a parent so if you actually said it was popular I'd be concerned that you're hanging round primary schools.
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Saw the ultimate bogan birth story today in the Waikato Times. Cute little baby boy named Legacy the first born at Waikato Hospital. Then I read the text. Ye gods. Parents not married (no worries) but then...the wee one has seven half-siblings on his mother's side. Another seven half-siblings on his father's side, with another shortly to be born.
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Am being less than charitable but have been reading the Ferald's stories on unsolved murders and noticed a trend for the poor wee babies included in their list from 2000 to present.
- Staranise
- Atreyu
- Soul
- Alestra
Normally correlation does not necrssarily imply causation ... in this case though ...
Poor wee bubs
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12173103
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@booboo Poor wee mites. There is nothing fun about having a name that no one can spell or pronounce. (Especially a regular name spelt in a random way.)
Honestly, I reckon all people should have to undertake a 'don't be a fuckwit' course before they even think about procreating.
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My son had his phone stolen by a little piece of shit called Sylvanis . Not quite as good as Rastaman whos crime wave is on a par with Floridaman.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10820833
What with the bloodstains and p residue found at the last place they rented and putting up photos of their buds on facebook I'm sure landlords are queuing up to give Rastaman a place to stay.
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@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga "Armed men turned up and asked for a large amount of money."
Hmmmmm. What a coincidence. Did they contact police or inform HNZ about the incident?
I’m guessing that’s a no , there’d be awkward questions about where Rastaman who is a beneficiary got access to large amounts of cash.
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@Chris-B said in Bogans with kids:
The Government should offer incentives for reversible sterilisation at age 18.
$20K is you've never had a child. $18K if you have.
You can get the sterilization reversed later - but, you have to give the money back.
Let them have kids and as soon as they name them if the kids name breaches certain paremeters the kid is taken into state care for its own sake . For example, two xxs where a ck should be such as Jaxxon instead of Jackson you forfeit your child. Harsh but I think you'll agree fair.
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@jegga I presume this is supplementary to my policy?
Which admittedly isn't going to help the poor guy who came back to find arse-shaped dents in the bonnet of his Subaru, but at least might have put a curb on the 15 half-siblings twice removed.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=629865763714127&set=pb.100000721269812.-2207520000.1481624169.&type=3&theater
