Bogans with kids
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I didn't even know that a "gender reveal" was a thing, bogan or otherwise.
In my day, sprog came out and someone said "boy", "girl".
Now I suppose they have to wait for it to make it's own mind up? Isn't it incorrect to chose the child's gender for them, so the reveal may be a complete lie? Isn't just relying on "penis", "vagina" outdated thinking?
This rock that live under is getting fucking heavy.
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga
StrayaSouth Straya.
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Nu zild
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12171458
Did that leave you in tears? My suspicion is I will be moved in a different way.
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@antipodean said in Bogans with kids:
@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga
StrayaSouth Straya.
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Nu zild
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12171458
Did that leave you in tears? My suspicion is I will be moved in a different way.
Yes it did. I was sad for the child that it’s parents assumed it’s gender .
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@jegga pretty sure if you go searching on this forum, you will find someone in West Auckland did that sometime back...
@Snowy we took a slightly different route, we found out what we were having, so we would decorate accordingly, fuck these neutral tones in case it is one or the other!
Plus, I had always promised the wife a boy, then a girl, so I then had months of gloating* about my special ability.
*said gloating didnt last, and got me no where
edit: found it, thiers was similar
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12007196
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@taniwharugby that one didn’t go wrong like the Aussie one .
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It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
Ffs , they might as well have named the poor little bastard “ nil by mouth” . Imagine the years of hidings awaiting that kid .
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12183545
Was listening to ZB today and Miles Davis ( geezer broadcaster, absolute legend, not the jazz player ) got a text from someone saying there was a girl at his partners kindy called 'Phelony'
Jesus Christ the world is fucked.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name amongst ferals.
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@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
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@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name.
Wait, what? I've never heard of anyone called Impala in my life.
It's cos you're pretty much landed English gentry and you've forgotten your roots....
...and your roots.
I'm just gonna go with....it's not a popular name.
Righto.
There were two of them at the boys old school....that I know of.
You're not a parent so if you actually said it was popular I'd be concerned that you're hanging round primary schools.
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Saw the ultimate bogan birth story today in the Waikato Times. Cute little baby boy named Legacy the first born at Waikato Hospital. Then I read the text. Ye gods. Parents not married (no worries) but then...the wee one has seven half-siblings on his mother's side. Another seven half-siblings on his father's side, with another shortly to be born.
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Am being less than charitable but have been reading the Ferald's stories on unsolved murders and noticed a trend for the poor wee babies included in their list from 2000 to present.
- Staranise
- Atreyu
- Soul
- Alestra
Normally correlation does not necrssarily imply causation ... in this case though ...
Poor wee bubs
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12173103
