Bogans with kids
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
Silly bitch named her daughter with the specific intention of being able to outraged, OUTRAGED!, when her name is inevitably ridiculed.
No sympathy for the pathetic showboating narcissistic mother; desparately sorry for the poor kid with the misfortune to be born to that unfortunate grandstander.
It’s like naming your child Dipshit then complaining that people are calling them names.
Had this big an name discussion with someone the other day and they wrote this one down as asked us to try work it out.
L-aKids name is pronounced Ledasha
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
Silly bitch named her daughter with the specific intention of being able to outraged, OUTRAGED!, when her name is inevitably ridiculed.
No sympathy for the pathetic showboating narcissistic mother; desparately sorry for the poor kid with the misfortune to be born to that unfortunate grandstander.
It’s like naming your child Dipshit then complaining that people are calling them names.
Had this big an name discussion with someone the other day and they wrote this one down as asked us to try work it out.
L-aKids name is pronounced Ledasha
Yeah, actually, if you've turned the naming of kids into matchstick-puzzles... fair enough.
It's constant brainteasers, for teachers, employers, everybody else. -
I feel so sorry for the little girl. Her stupid fucking idiot of a mother has set her up for a lifetime of crap. It was shitty for the airline worker to mock in front of the kid, all snark should have been aimed solely at the shit for brains mother. No kid can help the cretins who spawned them.
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I didn't even know that a "gender reveal" was a thing, bogan or otherwise.
In my day, sprog came out and someone said "boy", "girl".
Now I suppose they have to wait for it to make it's own mind up? Isn't it incorrect to chose the child's gender for them, so the reveal may be a complete lie? Isn't just relying on "penis", "vagina" outdated thinking?
This rock that live under is getting fucking heavy.
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga
StrayaSouth Straya.
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Nu zild
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12171458
Did that leave you in tears? My suspicion is I will be moved in a different way.
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@antipodean said in Bogans with kids:
@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga
StrayaSouth Straya.
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Nu zild
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12171458
Did that leave you in tears? My suspicion is I will be moved in a different way.
Yes it did. I was sad for the child that it’s parents assumed it’s gender .
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@jegga pretty sure if you go searching on this forum, you will find someone in West Auckland did that sometime back...
@Snowy we took a slightly different route, we found out what we were having, so we would decorate accordingly, fuck these neutral tones in case it is one or the other!
Plus, I had always promised the wife a boy, then a girl, so I then had months of gloating* about my special ability.
*said gloating didnt last, and got me no where
edit: found it, thiers was similar
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12007196
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@taniwharugby that one didn’t go wrong like the Aussie one .
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It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
It conveys getting the shit kicked out of you at school
Ffs , they might as well have named the poor little bastard “ nil by mouth” . Imagine the years of hidings awaiting that kid .
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12183545
Was listening to ZB today and Miles Davis ( geezer broadcaster, absolute legend, not the jazz player ) got a text from someone saying there was a girl at his partners kindy called 'Phelony'
Jesus Christ the world is fucked.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
I find this stuff fascinating, but feel desperately for the kids who have the worst start in life.
Not because they have a silly name but because they have parents* who between them have the combined IQ of a rock.
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- assumed they have a known father...
.....or a mother who did anything other than getting slammed on the bonnet of an impala.
Probably explains why it's such a popular name amongst ferals.
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