Bogans with kids

[dogmeat]

@Virgil said in Bogans with kids:

@booboo said in Bogans with kids:

1. Sharlotte
2. Eylah
3. Allyvya
4. Ameelyah
5. Elle-La
6. Harpah
7. Izsabellah
8. Emaleigh
9. Mia ... can't find suitable boganisation
10. Ayvah

Boys are harder.

1. Olivver
2. Jakk
3. Nowah
4. Leeo
5. Hunttah
6. Jorjje
7. Lukaz
8. Jayms
9. Willyamm
10. Maysin

Is it bogan of me that I like Jakk?
Very Star Warsy

Yes

[taniwharugby]

I just read an article online about a kid called Fusion...he is ill, which is why he is in the news, not cos of his name.

[jegga]

Look what you did, I hope youre proud of yourselves.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/expecting/109838627/mia-and-aria-are-the-most-popular-mori-baby-names-of-2018

[JC]

This is a very sad story about an accident that killed a pedestrian in Napier. But look at the name of the driver...

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12187241

[Virgil]

@JC said in Bogans with kids:

This is a very sad story about an accident that killed a pedestrian in Napier. But look at the name of the driver...

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12187241

Its less Bogan because they used a y...

[jegga]

@JC said in Bogans with kids:

This is a very sad story about an accident that killed a pedestrian in Napier. But look at the name of the driver...

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12187241

Shreedavina , ffs . What the bet he has a sibling called Sativa?

[jegga]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/caring-for-baby/109873224/the-names-kiwis-tried--and-failed--to-call-their-babies-in-2018

[Bones]

@jegga just....fuck.

[taniwharugby]

@jegga good to see even boganised versions of names they cant used are declined too.

@Gunner you made the list bro!

[jegga]

@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:

@jegga good to see even boganised versions of names they cant used are declined too.

@Gunner you made the list bro!

Yeah, Rhoyal ffs.
Gunnar is an actual name though isn’t it?

[booboo]

Heaven-Princezz-Star

That is all.

[Gunner]

@taniwharugby pleased to make the list, wouldn’t want a heap of useless deadshit dropkicks all of a sudden getting around the place ruining my nickname!

Wife is a primary school teacher, some of the names she tells me about are out of this world. Poor kids haven’t a bloody hope in this world with lowlife parents giving out names like this...

My spelling of these names won’t be bang on but they’re not spelt normally anyway...

Tiqila Skakir (first & middle names)
High
Cognac

There’s more but I can’t think of them right now.

[booboo]

@Gunner said in Bogans with kids:

@taniwharugby pleased to make the list, wouldn’t want a heap of useless deadshit dropkicks all of a sudden getting around the place ruining my nickname!

Wife is a primary school teacher, some of the names she tells me about are out of this world. Poor kids haven’t a bloody hope in this world with lowlife parents giving out names like this...

My spelling of these names won’t be bang on but they’re not spelt normally anyway...

Tiqila Skakir (first & middle names)
High
Cognac

There’s more but I can’t think of them right now.

Mrs boo worked for a school photographer for a while. Queenslander!

Or more correctly: Kweenzzlandah!

[booboo]

Regarding the latest article and banning of Saint, how do you get on with St John (pronounced Sinjin)? A traditional name.

[Machpants]

@booboo that's a surname tho, right?

[booboo]

@Machpants said in Bogans with kids:

@booboo that's a surname tho, right?

Not necessarily.

[booboo]

For example

Sinjin Smith - Wikipedia

[Machpants]

Another example of Americans getting confused with what is a surname and what is a given name

[Smudge]

@JC said in Bogans with kids:

This is a very sad story about an accident that killed a pedestrian in Napier. But look at the name of the driver...

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=12187241

It is a very sad story, although I'm not sure why Metallyca felt it necessary to stand over the dying man, chanting "exit light, enter night".

[JC]

@Smudge You're definitely going to Hell. Definitely.