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  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
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    So you are saying

    • Big boobs
    • high sex drive
    • Cooks (my pets) for me

    Some of you have the bar too high.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.

    I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...

    Yeah, but she was right wasn't she.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by taniwharugby
    #6544

    @Snowy TBH it was close (due to the stereotype for crazy/hot/sexdrive ratio), but yea...

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #6547
    Stuff

    Not on this fucken forum it ain't

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    @MN5 Another case of journalism displaying a remarkable lack of understanding what words mean. A percentage increase in search terms does not equate to we are 'rushing to find out more'.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Stuff

    Not on this fucken forum it ain't

    Context please , how do we know the actual search terms ? They could be

    Why are vegans such fluffybunnies ?
    How to avoid vegans
    Vegan jokes
    Etc

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    #6550

    @antipodean I wonder if the 'rush' to find out more included what exactly a vegan is, or does it include typing 'vegan' into the search bar, then clicking 'images' for all the cool memes of fuckhead vegans?

    I'm sitting here eating what I expect is as close to a vegan lunch as I possibly ever will (although the mayo probably disqualifies it...) but I had a big old steak on the BBQ last night, oh and sausages, think I have roast chicken tonight, so, yeah nah.

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @MN5 That headline is...disturbing. I suspect written by someone who is a vegan and continuing a decade long journey to get laid.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    is there anywhere in the world where the main farmed animals (sheep, cows) truly roam free and wild?

    If we rid ourselves of eating these animals, what happens to these animals, what farmer is gonna keep a herd of cattle with no value to his business? Do these anumals become extinct?

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @MN5 That headline is...disturbing. I suspect written by someone who is a vegan and continuing a decade long journey to get laid.

    Do vegans get laid ? They seem to want to take every ounce of enjoyment out of life .

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    NZ being NZ it was probably spell check correcting the misspelled attempts of a bunch of ferals to find out what a "virgin" is

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    #6555

    No doubt it's been mentioned but another annoyance with vegan food is the insistence on calling their food after meat/fish when it isn't. Like I saw a "vegan fish burger" being advertised. It's not fish you dickheads, it's tofu. Why not just call it what it is?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @No-Quarter then people would need to google tofu!

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  • V Offline
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    @No-Quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    No doubt it's been mentioned but another annoyance with vegan food is the insistence on calling their food after meat/fish when it isn't. Like I saw a "vegan fish burger" being advertised. It's not fish you dickheads, it's tofu. Why not just call it what it is?

    Because even vegans have the decency to realise their food is shit and needs all the help they can get to make it more appealing.

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    @Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @No-Quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    No doubt it's been mentioned but another annoyance with vegan food is the insistence on calling their food after meat/fish when it isn't. Like I saw a "vegan fish burger" being advertised. It's not fish you dickheads, it's tofu. Why not just call it what it is?

    Because even vegans have the decency to realise their food is shit and needs all the help they can get to make it more appealing.

    If they were decent, they wouldn't tell you it "tastes just like fish/ meat/ etc".

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @antipodean Or that vegan cakes are delicious.

    Like fuck they are.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #6560

    Irish Ferals are here

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12190060

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Mokey on last edited by
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    @Mokey Hannibal Lecter would love a Vegan Cake!

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