Black Caps v India

mariner4life

Boult is so shit, just giving away runs

Crazy Horse

India's lowest ever ODI total of 54 in danger now.

This is the post that I will blame if India get out of this. As soon as someone mentions a record low score things go to shit, especially when the Caps are bowling.

Chris B.

And Boult gets Pandya - bounces him - catches a glove and lobs to Latham.

55/8

ACT Crusader

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

India's lowest ever ODI total of 54 in danger now.

Lowest ODI total against NZ is 88. That is in serious danger.

Chris B.

The Boulter is bowled out - 5 for 21!

Cyclops

Boult finishes with 21/5. Wonder who will get the ball now. Tempting to bring back Henry and see if he can finish the tail.

No Quarter

@ACT-Crusader said in Black Caps v India:

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

India's lowest ever ODI total of 54 in danger now.

Lowest ODI total against NZ is 88. That is in serious danger.

Now you've guaranteed them a score above 88.

ACT Crusader

@ACT-Crusader said in Black Caps v India:

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

India's lowest ever ODI total of 54 in danger now.

Lowest ODI total against NZ is 88. That is in serious danger.

But below 108, the second lowest ODI total against us.

#everypostarecord

mimic

Doesn't bode well for Henry when CdG seems to be bowling better.

Paekakboyz

Wtf, this is mental. So we smash their B/C team, but get totally pumped by their A team?

mimic

@Paekakboyz said in Black Caps v India:

Wtf, this is mental. So we smash their B/C team, but get totally pumped by their A team?

Wait til both teams bat on the pitch. We might get rolled for 26.

Paekakboyz

@mimic fish on

Oh God, what have I done!

ACT Crusader

@ACT-Crusader said in Black Caps v India:

And Blackcaps playing like the Wallabies in a 3rd Bledisloe in Hong Kong....

Guptil is our Michael Hooper, good for a couple of 1st half turnovers and then gets smashed in the second half....

Gone for 14.

mariner4life

these fuckers all got somewhere to be?

Virgil

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v India:

these fuckers all got somewhere to be?

@Mokey is hosting a special reading of her books....

Paekakboyz

@Virgil breaking into that Bollywood market!!

Chris B.

Good win.

Unfortunately, we didn't learn much about our batting line-up except that Guptill is still finding ways to get out quickly and Nicholls isn't an immediate bust as an opener.

Given the Indian selectors something to ponder. Personally, I'd recall Kohli, Bumrah, Shami and Dhoni and see whether that makes a difference.

No Quarter

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

Also Kohli going home takes away a fair amount of interest. Beating them with no Kohli and Bumrah puts a fairly large asterisk next to the W.

Coming back to this - rolling them for 92 and then slapping them by 8 wickets goes some way towards removing that asterisk.

Also, we can now say to any arrogant Indian fans "you're nothing without Kohli", which is sure to rile them up a bit.

mariner4life

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

Also, we can now say to any arrogant Indian fans "you're nothing without Kohli", which is sure to rile them up a bit.

and Tendulkar was fucking over rated

MN5

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v India:

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v India:

Also, we can now say to any arrogant Indian fans "you're nothing without Kohli", which is sure to rile them up a bit.

and Tendulkar was fucking over rated

Some Indians genuinely believe he was better than Bradman.

The fluffybunny wasn't even the best batsman of his generation.

The Silver Fern

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