Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****

[NTA]

<p>Cocaine is a hell of a drug.</p>

[MN5]

<p>Obi Wan and Yodes did fucken well to live as long as they did without their hands being severed. Others weren't so lucky.</p>

[Wairau]

<p>Couldn't find the appropriate thread, so I'm chucking it in here.</p>
<p>The Empire Strikes Back...</p>
<p>With a little Scottish blood, I find the following clip hilarious, "People of Glasgow, welcome your Imperial masters!" With music.</p>
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[Baxymoron]

<p>Troll level: Sith Master</p>
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<p>"Get down on your knees! Bow down to your masters!" hahaha.</p>
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<p>He shoulda referred to passing by civilians as 'rebel scum'.</p>

[Crucial]

<p>Watched the first couple of eps of the new Star Wars Rebels animated series (on youtube). Quite cool and some good tie-ins with the movies without being heavy handed.</p>
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<p>The main character is like a cross between Luke and Han as a teenager.</p>
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<p>Certainly worth getting your kids onto so you have an excuse to watch cartoons.</p>
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[Tim]

<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.imgur.com/UdaT4ui.gif'>http://i.imgur.com/UdaT4ui.gif</a></p>

[Tim]

<p>Keith Phipps' <em>Laser Age</em> series tackles <em>Star Wars</em>.<br><br><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thedissolve.com/features/laser-age/826-why-star-wars/'>http://thedissolve.com/features/laser-age/826-why-star-wars/</a><br>
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[Kirwan]

<p>Rumours of the first trailer hitting in a few weeks.</p>

[Kirwan]

<p>Trailer will be online on iTunes on Friday (US time). 88 Seconds of Star Wars goodness :)</p>

[Tim]

<p>Looks alright (and much better than the last three). The introduction of the bad guy was rather Game of Thrones.<br><br>

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<p>(this really was an opportunity for a classic rick roll)</p>

[Virgil]

<p>Is it just me or is that one of the strangest opening shots ever seen in a trailer?</p>
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<p>Also not enough lens flare....</p>

[Tim]

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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/vEDsxer.jpg" alt="vEDsxer.jpg"></p>

[Crucial]

<p>With regards to the dude in the opening shot, this is a possible connection in the Star Wars Rebels new show.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.mtv.com/news/1986456/star-wars-rebels-leonis/'>http://www.mtv.com/news/1986456/star-wars-rebels-leonis/</a></p>
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<p>Yes, I'm a geek but at least I'm not a trekkie.</p>

[Tim]

Yeah, it's much better that you watch assinine kids' shows.

[canefan]

<p>I don't know what this is but this preview has more good stuff that looks totally new</p>
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<p>Might just be me but IMHO from what I can see so far the Star Wars JJ Abrams treatment looks farken awesome.  Less of the unrealistic SFX of the Lucas era, very promising</p>

[Crucial]

That one is a fake. I was sucked in by it as well but apparently it's a mashup using old clips and fan made stuff.

[canefan]

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<p>That one is a fake. I was sucked in by it as well but apparently it's a mashup using old clips and fan made stuff.</p>
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<p>I like the fake one better!</p>
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<p> Check out this guy's reaction, even makes the Chewie sound in excitement</p>
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[Rancid Schnitzel]

Colour me underwhelmed. I guess its still only a teaser but still....<br>
What's the deal with that lightsaber? Hardly going to make it easier to grip.<br><br>
I've seen StarWars Rebels a couple of times and like Clone Wars produce some new annoying Sith tool out of their ass. I thought Vader hunted down the rest of the Jedi, not some bald pommy bloke.

[Crucial]

<p>I think that lightsabre is a great idea to bring something different in (like the Darth Maul double blade job). It looks to me to be designed as a two handed Claymore type sword, although the sides to the hilt should be forward sloping.</p>
<p>Jedi supposedly build their own lightsabres to suit their own style. This one looks like a power weapon so there could be some good clash of style type fighting.</p>

[Hooroo]

<p>I just assumed it was protection from getting their hands chopped off as it seems fairly common work place accident for these Jedi folk</p>