Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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Can't see who would win out of it? Durex, Trojan?
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="470663" data-time="1423190235"><p>Well I'd never heard of Marsh insurance before, now i'm thinking about sending them my cv.</p></blockquote>
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You looking at hooking up with a senior exec? <br><br>
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<span style="font-size:36px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'times new roman', times, serif;">Poundland agrees to buy rival 99p Stores</span></strong></span>
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Guardian Text Egyptian Web', Georgia, serif;font-size:medium;">Shoppers at 99p Stores can expect an inflation-busting price rise to £1 per item after its larger rival Poundland </span><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Guardian Text Egyptian Web', Georgia, serif;font-size:medium;">announced plans to buy the chain...</span></p>
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<div><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/06/poundand-buys-rival-99p-stores'>http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/06/poundand-buys-rival-99p-stores</a></div>
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<div>Will this gentrification of the UK never stop?? Will no-one think of the children?</div> -
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<p>not on the internet, til now...but I spotted these at the golf club today, great way to prolong the life of a pair of $15 jandals</p>
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<p>Apparently the original design was even more phallic-like, so he edited it to make it less phallic-like. I assume the original design was just a big fuck off dildo.</p> -
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<p>Based on a true story. This short film follows the upset win of the French over the All Blacks in the 2007 Rugby World Cup Quarter Final, and the resulting emotional fallout of three loyal All Black supporters. </p>
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<p><span style="font-size:14px;">Is this old or new? Just posted minutes ago on youtube. I ran an "all blacks" search sorted by "newest release," it had zero views. Worth a few of your minutes to give the fella a few more....</span></p>
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<p>thats the most I have watched of 'that game' since then!! </p>
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<p>Apparently the original design was even more phallic-like, so he edited it to make it less phallic-like. I assume the original design was just a big fuck off dildo.</p>
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<p>I doubt <strong>anythings sums up Auckland better than a giant cock</strong>. Bravo Auckland for being so honest, I await Hamilton's sculpture of a pregnant teen, Taurangas one of chlamydia symptoms , Christchurchs six fingered siblings ....... </p>
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<p>Get your facts straight mate, it is in Waitakere City, that's not farken Auckland.... ;)</p> -
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<p>This is what civil war looks like. Almost certainly a propaganda film about the Ukrainian conflict, from the pro-Rusk p.o.v., but it's a brutal and utterly gripping short war film. For all I know it could be a hoax, but the participants don't seem like actors. If they are, they should get Oscars. </p>
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<p>Summary: Ukrainian separatist (Crimean, Russian-speaking) rebels capture Ukrainian reservists and shame them in public square, cutting their shoulder insignias and making them eat them while old women beat & harangue them. </p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"> <strong><span style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:36px;">CBS News correspondent Bob Simon, 1941-2015</span></span></strong>
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<p style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;"><strong>NEW YORK --</strong> Bob Simon, the longtime "60 Minutes" correspondent and legendary CBS News foreign reporter died suddenly Wednesday night in a car accident in New York City.</p>
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<p style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;">The award-winning newsman was 73. [...]</p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;">Simon was riding in the backseat of a livery cab around 6:45 p.m. Wednesday on New York City's West Side Highway when the car rear-ended another vehicle and crashed into barriers separating north- and southbound traffic, the New York Police Department said in a statement. Unconscious with head and torso injuries, Simon was transported to St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital where he died. </span><span style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;">[...]</span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;">Over a 47-year career at CBS News, Simon earned more than 40 major awards, including 27 Emmys, believed to be the most ever earned for a field reporter and four Peabody Awards. [...]</span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(32,32,34);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:17px;">More here:</span></p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbs-news-correspondent-bob-simon-1941-2015/'>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbs-news-correspondent-bob-simon-1941-2015/</a></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:17px;">Tragic news. I imagine one of the very last reports Simon did was his special on the All Blacks for 60 Minutes late last year.</span></p>
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