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<p>holy fuck you guys! 50SOG already has a straight to DVD knock-off!! It stars the hottie from Buffy Charisma Carpenter, who is now a total MILF. And from the looks of it, she's nekid, a lot. Awesome.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Kirwan" data-cid="472273" data-time="1424213018">
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<p>They apparently didn't seen screeners out in time.</p>
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<p>I'm not sure if screeners is <em>really</em> the issue though, enough people saw it for it get nominated as best film, it's just the other nominations it missed out on that cause some to wonder whether race plays/played an issue.</p> -
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<p>Oh c'mon. I'm sure it would be just as 'sexy' if the hero wasn't a billionaire.</p>
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<p>On a quiet street in a nondescript neighbourhood...</p>
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<p>Mr G: How's that.</p>
<p>Mrs G: Duct tape is ok, quite pretty this Kermit green. Makes a nice change from vomit yellow. Such good value, the four rolls for 2.99.</p>
<p>Mr G. I bet Bunnings get orders for duct tape, rope and lengths of 6ft timber all the time.</p>
<p>Mrs G: I wish you'd got clamps rather than clothes pegs, these are too pinchy. Wooden ones are better than plastic.</p>
<p>Mr G: Clamps? Do you know how expensive they are? Jesus. And I forgot the pegs. Got these ones off the line.</p>
<p>Mrs G: And where might the washing be?</p>
<p>Mr G. Silence! Think about what you've done! dashes outside to scoop washing off ground, swears as trips over cat dish and rusty scooter, hobbles back inside</p>
<p>Mrs G: Game on?</p>
<p>Mr G: I think I broke my toe. But yes.</p>
<p>sounds of sex and flogging</p>
<p>Mrs G: Oh baby, the the way you handle that Transformers table tennis bat is SO SEXY.</p>
<p>Mr G: You know it.</p>
<p>Mrs G: Can you unattach me from the basketball hoop? Getting cramp.</p>
<p>Mr G: Then it's icecream time. I put a bottle of Bernadino in the fridge too.</p>
<p>Mrs G: Yum. I love date night. Wish we could do it more than once every three months.</p>
<p>Mr G: Shift work sucks.</p>
<p>Mrs G: Yep.</p>
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<p>Mokey, make that your next book and I'm totally buying it.</p> -
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<p>holy fuck you guys! 50SOG already has a straight to DVD knock-off!! It stars the hottie from Buffy Charisma Carpenter, who is now a total MILF. And from the looks of it, she's nekid, a lot. Awesome.</p>
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<p>Also, Terrell Owens is in it? the fuck?</p>
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<p>She did Playboy back in 2004, that will not stop me from watching this though. </p> -
<p>indeed she did. awesome work from her. </p>
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<p>great, my google ad at the bottom of this page is offering to sell me the 50SOG ebook. Google thinks i'm a chick.</p>
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<p>I'm not sure if screeners is <em>really</em> the issue though, enough people saw it for it get nominated as best film, it's just the other nominations it missed out on that cause some to wonder whether race plays/played an issue.</p>
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<p>Nominations are different from getting people to actually vote for the film. If you haven't seen the film, you won't vote for it.</p>
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<p>great, my google ad at the bottom of this page is offering to sell me the 50SOG ebook. Google thinks i'm a chick.</p>
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<p>Guess that algorithm had to get it right sooner or later! :)</p> -
<p>smart them guys. </p>
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<p>Your Mail Marshall scans for 'Mokey'?</p>
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<p>Obviously correctly identified as a purveyor of smut.</p>
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<p>curtsies</p>
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<p>I watched "Need for Speed" last night (yea yea, i know, but there's fuck all to do when the wife is away for work). As expected, it is completely ridiculous, the "plot" is absurd, and full of more holes than Sonny Corleone, BUT, goddam it, i was actually pretty entertained. It looks pretty cool, the Mustang is fucking sweet, they wreck some (fake) supercars, and the bad guy loses. It's probably (ok definitely) too long (2 hours for a shallow cheesy race movie is too long). Needed hotter chicks and some titty to up it a level, but i guess it was marketed at kids. </p>
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<p>Basically it's about the worlds greatest street-race driver, and his mates, who are also the world's greatest custom car builders, have to get revenge on some rich dick who killed one of the guys from One Direction. The way they get this revenge is by beating him in the world's bestest street race. The middle bit is basically reckless endangerment x1000. Don't think too hard. </p>
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<p>It's still better than The Robbed and the Furious. </p> -
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<p>Basically it's about the worlds greatest street-race driver, and his mates, who are also the world's greatest custom car builders, have to get revenge on some rich dick who <strong>killed one of the guys from One Direction.</strong></p>
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<p>Why the need for revenge? He did the world a favour.</p> -
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<p>She did Playboy back in 2004, that will not stop me from watching this though. </p>
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<p>Is this her?</p>
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fpBFQ4il.jpg" alt="fpBFQ4il.jpg"></p>
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<p>Watched The Wrestler the other night. Fantastic movie. That Sean Penn won an Oscar instead of Mickey Rourke is disgraceful.</p> -
<p>Indeed it is. Top shot that</p>
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Is this her?<br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fpBFQ4il.jpg" alt="fpBFQ4il.jpg"><br><br>
Watched The Wrestler the other night. Fantastic movie. That Sean Penn won an Oscar instead of Mickey Rourke is disgraceful.</p></blockquote>
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Yep , still looks hot these days too . Not quite famous enough to have decent career but famous enough for people to sit through her movies because she will get naked. Alyssa Milano was in a similar situation a few years back too. -
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<p>Nominations are different from getting people to actually vote for the film. If you haven't seen the film, you won't vote for it.</p>
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<p>Yep, theres a whole campaign thing where they send out screeners WAY in advance, then contact the voters to check they've watched it, have screenings for members with the cast & directors in attendance, put massive ads in all the LA papers etc basically do everything they can to ensure as many voters as possible see the film. Its the sort of thing Harvey Weinstein is legendaryily good at. The Selma guys couldn't be even arsed sending out screeners on time.</p>
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<p>Yep , still looks hot these days too . Not quite famous enough to have decent career but famous enough for people to sit through her movies because she will get naked. <em><strong>Alyssa Milano</strong></em> was in a similar situation a few years back too.</p>
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<p>Embrace of the Vampire.</p>
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<p>I cannot recommend that highly enough. Well, bits of it.</p>
