Movie review thread...
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<p>great, my google ad at the bottom of this page is offering to sell me the 50SOG ebook. Google thinks i'm a chick.</p>
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<p>Guess that algorithm had to get it right sooner or later! :)</p> -
<p>smart them guys. </p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="472274" data-time="1424213190">
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<p>Your Mail Marshall scans for 'Mokey'?</p>
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<p>Obviously correctly identified as a purveyor of smut.</p>
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<p>curtsies</p>
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<p>I watched "Need for Speed" last night (yea yea, i know, but there's fuck all to do when the wife is away for work). As expected, it is completely ridiculous, the "plot" is absurd, and full of more holes than Sonny Corleone, BUT, goddam it, i was actually pretty entertained. It looks pretty cool, the Mustang is fucking sweet, they wreck some (fake) supercars, and the bad guy loses. It's probably (ok definitely) too long (2 hours for a shallow cheesy race movie is too long). Needed hotter chicks and some titty to up it a level, but i guess it was marketed at kids. </p>
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<p>Basically it's about the worlds greatest street-race driver, and his mates, who are also the world's greatest custom car builders, have to get revenge on some rich dick who killed one of the guys from One Direction. The way they get this revenge is by beating him in the world's bestest street race. The middle bit is basically reckless endangerment x1000. Don't think too hard. </p>
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<p>It's still better than The Robbed and the Furious. </p> -
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<p>Basically it's about the worlds greatest street-race driver, and his mates, who are also the world's greatest custom car builders, have to get revenge on some rich dick who <strong>killed one of the guys from One Direction.</strong></p>
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<p>Why the need for revenge? He did the world a favour.</p> -
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<p>She did Playboy back in 2004, that will not stop me from watching this though. </p>
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<p>Is this her?</p>
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fpBFQ4il.jpg" alt="fpBFQ4il.jpg"></p>
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<p>Watched The Wrestler the other night. Fantastic movie. That Sean Penn won an Oscar instead of Mickey Rourke is disgraceful.</p> -
<p>Indeed it is. Top shot that</p>
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Is this her?<br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fpBFQ4il.jpg" alt="fpBFQ4il.jpg"><br><br>
Watched The Wrestler the other night. Fantastic movie. That Sean Penn won an Oscar instead of Mickey Rourke is disgraceful.</p></blockquote>
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Yep , still looks hot these days too . Not quite famous enough to have decent career but famous enough for people to sit through her movies because she will get naked. Alyssa Milano was in a similar situation a few years back too. -
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<p>Nominations are different from getting people to actually vote for the film. If you haven't seen the film, you won't vote for it.</p>
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<p>Yep, theres a whole campaign thing where they send out screeners WAY in advance, then contact the voters to check they've watched it, have screenings for members with the cast & directors in attendance, put massive ads in all the LA papers etc basically do everything they can to ensure as many voters as possible see the film. Its the sort of thing Harvey Weinstein is legendaryily good at. The Selma guys couldn't be even arsed sending out screeners on time.</p>
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<p>Yep , still looks hot these days too . Not quite famous enough to have decent career but famous enough for people to sit through her movies because she will get naked. <em><strong>Alyssa Milano</strong></em> was in a similar situation a few years back too.</p>
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<p>Embrace of the Vampire.</p>
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<p>I cannot recommend that highly enough. Well, bits of it.</p> -
The sex scenes in bound are rubbish.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="472473" data-time="1424342097">
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<p>SHOCKING</p>
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<p>Well, that's the end of my faith in that fine production house, The Asylum.</p>
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<p>I love them so much. If I could choose one company to work at, feck Apple or Google or Tesla or Space X. Asylum all the way.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201308/sharknado-atlantic-rim-pacific-rim-asylum-movie-spoof'>http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201308/sharknado-atlantic-rim-pacific-rim-asylum-movie-spoof</a></p>
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<p>"Of the twenty-six films The Asylum will release in 2013, only five will mimic Hollywood tentpoles. The remainder is a grab bag of B-movie genres: schlock horror, raunchy teen sex comedies, raunchy stoner sex comedies, Lifetime movies of the week, and puppy-themed Christmas films. And then there are the shark movies: <i>2-Headed Shark Attack, Sharknado,</i> the entire <i>Mega Shark</i> franchise. In 2007 the team opened Faith Films, which produces apocalypse movies that closely resemble their other apocalypse movies, but with more God. "<em><strong>The only thing we haven't done is straight drama," says Rimawi. "In other words, good films,"</strong></em> adds Paul Bales, 48, the third Asylum partner, who joined seven years ago to manage operations and keep the books in check."</p> -
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The sex scenes in bound are rubbish.</p></blockquote><br>
I always wonder how, er, hard some of those sex scenes in movies would be to act out...I mean line me up with a naked sex scene with say Kate Beckinsale and/or Sophia...theyd probably be over quickly at any rate! -
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<p>I always wonder how, er, hard some of those sex scenes in movies would be to act out...I mean line me up with a naked sex scene with say Kate Beckinsale and/or Sophia...theyd probably be over quickly at any rate!</p>
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<p>I saw an interview with Samuel L Jackson last night and he was explaining its awkward apologising in advance for getting "excited" in a sex scene and even more awkward apologising to the lady involved for not getting "excited".</p> -
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<p>How do people like Roger corman and Asylum make any money? Their films are always bad and I cant recall ever seeing one being shown at an actual movie theatre, where does the money come from?</p>
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<p>I think it's a couple of things, Corman mostly produces stuff for cable now, and the stuff he produces rates pretty well. But the key is that they both produce stuff so cheap therefore DVD rentals/digital downloads/tv showings etc ensure they make healthy profits.</p>
