Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;">A couple of days ago, someone on the internet advised people to look up “Bhutanese Passport†on Wikipedia and click on the “listen to this article†link.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;">The fun police have since tried to deny our god given rights:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bhutanese_Passport-1.ogg'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bhutanese_Passport-1.ogg</a> (in case this link has expired it states "this media has been nominated for deletion since 19 March 2015......Reason for the nomination: Very poor quality and possibly a piss-take")</span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;">Lucky for you, some absolute legend has put it on YT:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='
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<p><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="color:rgb(31,73,125);"><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:calibri;">Even better the second time.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> -
<p>Also saw this when looking that up...</p>
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<p>In Chapter 10 of his 2012 book <em>Atheism and the Case Against Christ, </em>Matthew S. McCormick provides <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://books.google.com/books?id=WuOf7mUQDjoC&pg=PT146&lpg=PT146&dq=Jar'Edo+Wens&source=bl&ots=Kuqr5hIleT&sig=awxpOdllJBFLi4wjMnzfTTxycPE&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Y5QFVfulMIOhNobDgPAI&ved=0CEEQ6AEwBzgK#v=onepage&q=Jar'>a list of "gods and religions in history that have fallen out of favor."</a> Between the Chinese deities <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Emperor'>Jade Emperor</a> and <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji_Gong'>Ji Gong</a> on this list sits Jar'Edo Wens, an exotic-looking nonsense phrase some Australian guy added to Wikipedia seven years prior.</p>
<p>The blog <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://wikipediocracy.com/2015/03/15/jared-owens-god-of-wikipedia/'>Wikipediocracy recounts the genesis </a>of a wholly fictional Aboriginal deity, created by an anonymous Australian prankster—presumably named Jared Owens, <em>get it</em>?—who published a Wikipedia article for Jar'Edo Wens and added an entry about the god to the site's page on <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://wikipediocracy.com/2015/03/15/jared-owens-god-of-wikipedia/'>Australian Aboriginal mythology </a>in 2005. Thanks to Wikipedia's immense and often indiscriminate ability to disseminate facts and factoids alike, Jar'Edo has spread its gospel of humility and learning to the furthest reaches of the internet in the years since then.</p>
<p><span>The brief Jar'Edo article </span><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia/Jar'Edo_Wens'>read:</a></p>
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<p>In Australian Aboriginal mythology, Jar'Edo Wens is a god of earthly knowledge and physical might, created by Altjira to oversee that the people did not get too big-headed, associated with victory and intelligence.</p>
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<p><strong>(A person working from the same anonymous IP address also attempted to add a god called "Yohrmum" to the list, in case there's any doubt that Jar'Edo was a work of fiction.)</strong></p>
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<p><strong><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://internet.gawker.com/how-one-man-made-himself-into-an-aboriginal-god-with-wi-1692426415'>http://internet.gawker.com/how-one-man-made-himself-into-an-aboriginal-god-with-wi-1692426415</a></strong></p> -
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<p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a></p>
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<p>Cracked's article today on mash ups is funny as fuck. The DMX/Reading Rainbow one had me crying with laughter at my desk</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/'>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/</a></p> -
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<p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a></p>
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<p>Hello Dogmeat.</p>
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<p><strong>Splash Palace pool pooper strikes again</strong></p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="478461" data-time="1426825549"><p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again">http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a><br><br>
Hello Dogmeat.</p></blockquote>
We have a similar problem at work at the moment, some idiot that can't seem to aim keeps pissing on the floor. One of the guys put a notice up saying "stop pissing on the bloody floor". Two days later there was another note underneath it that said "you'll never catch me".<br><br>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.earthporm.com/weirdest-childrens-books/'>Weirdest Childrens Books...</a></p>
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<p>Stands to reason, don't it?</p>
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<p>Cracked's article today on mash ups is funny as fuck. The DMX/Reading Rainbow one had me crying with laughter at my desk</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/'>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/</a></p>
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<p>I am so glad I'm working from home today.</p> -
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<p>[b][url=http://dangerousminds.net/comments/on_a_scale_of_one_to_all_of_the..._how_much_cocaine_is_the_singer_of_kansas]On a scale of ‘oneâ€
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<p>Is that going to be good? I want it to be, but i have a feeling it will disappoint</p>
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<p><strong><a class="bbc_url" href="http://dangerousminds.net/comments/on_a_scale_of_one_to_all_of_the..._how_much_cocaine_is_the_singer_of_kansas">On a scale of ‘one†to ‘all of theâ€... how much cocaine is the singer of Kansas on here?</a></strong><br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tZeexL1.jpg" alt="tZeexL1.jpg"><br><br>
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<p>The tube socks are a hoot. At least no headband in any of those shots.</p>
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<p>My Pappy always told me to mistrust a band with a lead violinist, but for all that I quite liked them. Like Journey if Ross Geller wrote their songs.</p> -
<a class="bbc_url" href="http://concreteplayground.com/auckland/design-style/technology/elon-musk-is-now-actually-testing-hyperloop-transport/">http://concreteplayground.com/auckland/design-style/technology/elon-musk-is-now-actually-testing-hyperloop-transport/</a><br><br>
San Fran to LA in 35 mins on Elon Musks proposed hyperloop -
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<p> </p><span style="font-size:24px;">How did Aaron Hernandez not fail NFL drug tests?</span><p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:16px;">[T]he most eye-opening testimony came from </span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:16px;">Hernandezâ€
s close friend who lost an eye in a separate shooting incident with Hernandez. Bradley testified that Hernandez bought 1 to 4 ounces of marijuana at least once a week from Bradley, and that <strong>Hernandez was a “chain smoker†who could smoke as much as an ounce in a day</strong>.</span></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/04/04/how-did-aaron-hernandez-not-fail-nfl-drug-tests/NXI7edYeTLKFhJIyfe0s1M/story.html'>Boston Globe</a></p>
