Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a></p>
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<p>Cracked's article today on mash ups is funny as fuck. The DMX/Reading Rainbow one had me crying with laughter at my desk</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/'>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/</a></p> -
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<p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a></p>
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<p>Hello Dogmeat.</p>
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<p><strong>Splash Palace pool pooper strikes again</strong></p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="478461" data-time="1426825549"><p>The phantom pooper has struck again, fortunately this time he didn't have diarrhea it appears to have been one of those pebble turds that are all effort for very little result. <a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again">http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again</a><br><br>
Hello Dogmeat.</p></blockquote>
We have a similar problem at work at the moment, some idiot that can't seem to aim keeps pissing on the floor. One of the guys put a notice up saying "stop pissing on the bloody floor". Two days later there was another note underneath it that said "you'll never catch me".<br><br>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.earthporm.com/weirdest-childrens-books/'>Weirdest Childrens Books...</a></p>
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<p>Stands to reason, don't it?</p>
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<p>Cracked's article today on mash ups is funny as fuck. The DMX/Reading Rainbow one had me crying with laughter at my desk</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/'>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-insane-mashups-that-make-terrible-songs-great/</a></p>
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<p>I am so glad I'm working from home today.</p> -
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<p>[b][url=http://dangerousminds.net/comments/on_a_scale_of_one_to_all_of_the..._how_much_cocaine_is_the_singer_of_kansas]On a scale of ‘oneâ€
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<p>Is that going to be good? I want it to be, but i have a feeling it will disappoint</p>
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<p><strong><a class="bbc_url" href="http://dangerousminds.net/comments/on_a_scale_of_one_to_all_of_the..._how_much_cocaine_is_the_singer_of_kansas">On a scale of ‘oneâ€to ‘all of theâ€
... how much cocaine is the singer of Kansas on here?</a></strong><br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tZeexL1.jpg" alt="tZeexL1.jpg"><br><br>
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<p>The tube socks are a hoot. At least no headband in any of those shots.</p>
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<p>My Pappy always told me to mistrust a band with a lead violinist, but for all that I quite liked them. Like Journey if Ross Geller wrote their songs.</p> -
<a class="bbc_url" href="http://concreteplayground.com/auckland/design-style/technology/elon-musk-is-now-actually-testing-hyperloop-transport/">http://concreteplayground.com/auckland/design-style/technology/elon-musk-is-now-actually-testing-hyperloop-transport/</a><br><br>
San Fran to LA in 35 mins on Elon Musks proposed hyperloop -
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<p> </p><span style="font-size:24px;">How did Aaron Hernandez not fail NFL drug tests?</span>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:16px;">[T]he most eye-opening testimony came from </span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:16px;">Hernandezâ€
s close friend who lost an eye in a separate shooting incident with Hernandez. Bradley testified that Hernandez bought 1 to 4 ounces of marijuana at least once a week from Bradley, and that <strong>Hernandez was a “chain smoker†who could smoke as much as an ounce in a day</strong>.</span></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/04/04/how-did-aaron-hernandez-not-fail-nfl-drug-tests/NXI7edYeTLKFhJIyfe0s1M/story.html'>Boston Globe</a></p> -
<p>Mightily impressive but owes more to gymnastics than ballet.</p>
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<p>Mightily impressive but owes more to gymnastics than ballet.</p>
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<p>Yeah - it's the circus not the ballet company! This girl wasn't good enough to get in the ballet...</p> -
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<p>Yeah - it's the circus not the ballet company! This girl wasn't good enough to get in the ballet...</p>
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<p> Do'h! I missed that slight hint!</p>