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<p><span style="font-size:18px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://deadspin.com/alex-rodriguez-is-one-homer-closer-to-costing-the-yanke-1696957749'>Alex Rodriguez Is One Homer Closer To Costing The Yankees $6 Million</a></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:18px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://deadspin.com/yankees-still-pretending-alex-rodriguezs-milestone-isnt-1697581526'>Yankees Still Pretending Alex Rodriguez's Milestone Isn't A Milestone</a></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:18px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://deadspin.com/alex-rodriguez-passes-willie-mays-with-661st-home-run-1703007485'>Alex Rodriguez Passes Willie Mays With 661st Home Run</a></span></p> -
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<p>Here is the UK election described in Game of Thrones. Because everything makes more sense this way;</p>
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<p>Westeros (The United Kingdom) was ruled by the Baratheons (New Labour) with a charismatic leader who the people followed. The New Labour Rebellion had stopped years of cruel rule under the Mad Bitch Thatcher and Major John. However over time New Labours' true colours showed. Illegals wars in foreign lands cost their leader respect and power and he morphed into a useless fat was<span>te. </span></p>
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<p>The sneaky Lannisters (Conservatives) obsessed with keeping themselves and their mates rich set out a plan to take power.</p>
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<p>The Starks (Lib Dems) had for the longest of time just got on with their business and had no desire for the crown; instead attempting to maintain order and balance across the Kingdom.</p>
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<p>After the death of Robert Baratheon (New Labour) at the hand of the Lannisters there was a brief struggle for control of House Baratheon in which two brothers fought. Stannis (Ed) used a shadow baby to stab his brother Renly (David) in the back to take power and has since led an ineffectual fight against the Lannisters as he is a leader with no charisma.</p>
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<p>The Lannisters needed an ally to control the North and despite being sworn enemies due to previous actions The Starks (Sansa) went into alliance with the Lannisters because they are a bit stupid and easily tricked and sold out their ideals for a sniff at power. Over the course of this 5 year relationship the Starks were used and abused.</p>
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<p>North of the Wall (The Border) the separate clans were being united under Mance Rayder (Alex Salmond) in a fight for freedom. The initial rebellion was thwarted by the Nights Watch (Keep Britain United). Despite the loss of their leader The Free Folk of the North have united under the (SNP) Banner and have declared War on the Lannisters.</p>
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<p>Unfortunately the Lannister used their usual tactic of fear to make those South of the Wall fear the Free Folks' influence and used this to consolidate power and remain on the throne.</p>
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<p>Daenerys Targaryen (Greens) , despite the best intentions, continues to dither and look ineffectual. She keeps promising real Dragons (change) but everyone knows this will never come.</p>
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<p>The Tyrells (UKIP) who have gained strong support despite being shit still have no real power and the head of the family has been sent off on his way.</p>
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<p>So The Lannisters have kept power, most of the Starks are dead and The Baratheons will have to work with the United Free Folk to take on the Lannisters despite having a smaller army.</p>
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<p>We'll find out in 5 years what happens next! Same amount of time till George R R Martin takes to get the next book finished!</p>
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<p>Shit movie but this scene always made me laugh. Strother Martin.</p>
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<p>Watched this at about 7am this morning, sat there for about 10seconds amazed that neither team was making any headway.... :mocking:</p> -
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<p>I had a friend (bit of a dolt, obviously) who chucked a pile of rubbish into a sauna stove at a lake cottage, that included wet/ruined firecrackers, skyrockets, roman candles into the stove. Day after we're relaxing enjoying the sauna when rockets started shooting everywhere in a small enclosed space, some minor burns, but lucky nobody lost an eye. 50-year-old boys.</p> -
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<p>45 combinations gifs. trust me, totally worth it. </p>
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<p>The meteorite/terminator mash up one is fucking epic.</p>
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<p></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">[b][url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078336/Man-pleads-guilty-manslaughter-killing-stepfather-atomic-called-mother-worthless.html]Man, 33, pleads guilty after 'killing his stepfather with an atomic wedgie because he called his mother worthless'[/url][/b]<br><br><br>
A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. He pleaded guilty on Monday to first-degree manslaughter.<br><br>
Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff's Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.<br><br>
Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he 'grabbed St. Clair's underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair's underwear over his head and around his neck.'<br><br>
An atomic wedgie is the slang name for an extreme version of the common underwear-yanking prank that bullies are known to use in schools across America.<br><br>
Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma after the elastic band was stretched too tightly over St. Clair's neck.<br><br>
Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer on the night of December 21, 2014 at the older man's residence when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis' mother.<br><br>
Davis told investigators the two fought because St. Clair was calling him and his mother worthless. St. Clair had filed for divorce in September, reports News Ok.<br><br>
Investigators said St. Clair's elastic waistband was stretched over his head and that it left ligature marks around his neck.<br><br>
Blood splatter was also found in the kitchen, the living room and on the living room ceiling.<br><br>
Davis was being held in Pottawatomie County without bond. His lawyer was not immediately available for comment. </blockquote> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://agar.io/'>http://agar.io/</a></p>
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<p>Don't blame me if you get addicted.</p>
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<p>I have no idea WTF that is so managed to avoid addiction. :)</p>