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    replied to jegga on last edited by
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    @jegga reckon he'd be so high he wouldn't know who was boning who! Guess the full splits gotta be useful for something!

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10971

    Be honest. Who saw the trailer for Hobbs and Shaw and said

    Absolutely fuck yes

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10972

    Watched Spiderman.

    Was bored at the teenager stuff early on, but understand why it was needed.

    It's pretty good really. Perfect villain for a Spidey movie. Some cool effects and great locations.

    Not as good as homecoming, but that's a pretty high bar. Holland is a great Spiderman.

    3.5 night monkeys out of 5 douchebag grass cutters

    Thought the first post-credits scene was naff, but I trust Marvel implicitly now.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #10973

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to jegga on last edited by MN5
    #10974

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Yep saw that hopefully not as bad as the headline makes out.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #10975

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Surely that's an April Fools joke in July?

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

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  • MN5M Online
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    #10977

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

    If you click on the link it's not quite as bad as the headline makes out.

    But they are "Bond" movies....not "007" movies. They're also steadily declining in quality too if you ask me as inevitably happens. Could be a good chance to abandon the franchise.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10978

    Bonds always been very camp so it’s not a huge leap .

    Bourne would never get woke

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    #10979

    James Bond fans wanting 007 to be either black or female are in for a double treat

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #10980

    You think after Dr Who turned to a giant steaming turd after they gave the job to a sjw chick and the stories were preachy garbage they would have thought twice about this.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    You think after Dr Who turned to a giant steaming turd after they gave the job to a sjw chick and the stories were preachy garbage they would have thought twice about this.

    Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker did a magnificent job even when the scripts and special FX were utter shite.

    The snippets I've seen of Dr Who from the 80s onwards look pretty dire. I'm amazed it's still going.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    You think after Dr Who turned to a giant steaming turd after they gave the job to a sjw chick and the stories were preachy garbage they would have thought twice about this.

    Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker did a magnificent job even when the scripts and special FX were utter shite.

    The snippets I've seen of Dr Who from the 80s onwards look pretty dire. I'm amazed it's still going.

    The Billy Piper era was actually decent , the cgi was done by the same people that did postman pat. The last two doctors have been utterly shit .![alt text](image url)

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

    If you click on the link it's not quite as bad as the headline makes out.

    We must be inferring different things then.

    But they are "Bond" movies....not "007" movies. They're also steadily declining in quality too if you ask me as inevitably happens. Could be a good chance to abandon the franchise.

    The reboot declined in quality but is still light years ahead of some of the campy 70s and 80s crap they threw out.

    I'm perfectly happy for a kick arse female British spy movie to be made, but Bond and 007 exist in a narrow character area - the number belongs to him alone.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

    If you click on the link it's not quite as bad as the headline makes out.

    We must be inferring different things then.

    But they are "Bond" movies....not "007" movies. They're also steadily declining in quality too if you ask me as inevitably happens. Could be a good chance to abandon the franchise.

    The reboot declined in quality but is still light years ahead of some of the campy 70s and 80s crap they threw out.

    I'm perfectly happy for a kick arse female British spy movie to be made, but Bond and 007 exist in a narrow character area - the number belongs to him alone.

    I don't see who this is supposed to appeal to. Younger viewers who don't have any idea who Bond is anyway? It's so bizarre. Why this desperate need to take existing characters and turn them into women? Why not develop new characters? Just a thought....

    Imagine the furore if Shaft was changed to a gay white dude or Charlie's Angels became 3 guys? But why would you want to change them in the first place?

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
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    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

    If you click on the link it's not quite as bad as the headline makes out.

    We must be inferring different things then.

    But they are "Bond" movies....not "007" movies. They're also steadily declining in quality too if you ask me as inevitably happens. Could be a good chance to abandon the franchise.

    The reboot declined in quality but is still light years ahead of some of the campy 70s and 80s crap they threw out.

    I'm perfectly happy for a kick arse female British spy movie to be made, but Bond and 007 exist in a narrow character area - the number belongs to him alone.

    I don't see who this is supposed to appeal to. Younger viewers who don't have any idea who Bond is anyway? It's so bizarre. Why this desperate need to take existing characters and turn them into women? Why not develop new characters? Just a thought....

    Imagine the furore if Shaft was changed to a gay white dude or Charlie's Angels became 3 guys? But why would you want to change them in the first place?

    Come on mate, I'm sure it will be good. Just look at how the rebooted Ghostbusters turned out, oh wait....

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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10986

    Larry Croft, coming to a theatre near you.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10987

    I noticed they have rebooted magnum PI. Magnum is this Hispanic guy and Higgins is a woman. Tosh

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to antipodean on last edited by
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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 If your day wasn't going badly enough https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

    This would never happen to Bourne.

    Good way to ruin another franchise.

    If you click on the link it's not quite as bad as the headline makes out.

    We must be inferring different things then.

    But they are "Bond" movies....not "007" movies. They're also steadily declining in quality too if you ask me as inevitably happens. Could be a good chance to abandon the franchise.

    The reboot declined in quality but is still light years ahead of some of the campy 70s and 80s crap they threw out.

    I'm perfectly happy for a kick arse female British spy movie to be made, but Bond and 007 exist in a narrow character area - the number belongs to him alone.

    Moore was campy at times no denying it but he still made some of the best films in my opinion.

    Compare the brilliant ‘For your eyes only’ with ‘Diamonds are forever’ for example. The latter had gay hit men and Blofeld in drag for fucks sake and Connery looked fat, bored and wore a pink tie.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #10989

    Make Atomic Blonde a franchise. Job done .

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