Plans for Saturday
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@Tim said in Plans for Saturday:
I'll probably go to a pub and drink Czech or German pilsner, and US or Danish IPAs. I will smell the beer and I will announce that I am smelling the beer.
@jegga said in Plans for Saturday:
@Tim said in Plans for Saturday:
I'll probably go to a pub and drink Czech or German pilsner, and US or Danish IPAs. I will smell the beer and I will announce that I am smelling the beer.
Whoooaaaaa, hang on - Tim is Irish?????
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Good a place as any to rant about this: Rugby club plans annual dinner for 02 November...
Point this out and the response is "we'll have it on the screen". Right. So the match will start at the same time the food comes out. Then you twats will want to have speeches, delusionally believing anyone wants to listen to you. And you've gone to the trouble of inviting a guest speaker.
I understand it means nothing to you all because the majority of you don't expect your teamt o be involved, but honestly. A rugby club ffs.
@antipodean said in Plans for Saturday:
Good a place as any to rant about this: Rugby club plans annual dinner for 02 November...
Point this out and the response is "we'll have it on the screen". Right. So the match will start at the same time the food comes out. Then you twats will want to have speeches, delusionally believing anyone wants to listen to you. And you've gone to the trouble of inviting a guest speaker.
I understand it means nothing to you all because the majority of you don't expect your teamt o be involved, but honestly. A rugby club ffs.
Almost as bad as having your national championship games clash with the Rugby World Cup games...even into the finals.
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Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
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Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
You’re going to take 40 shits?
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@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
You’re going to take 40 shits?
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Only if he shits at lightening speed.
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Start the day with some pick-up b ball in the morning.
Home to do some work on some business stuff.
Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.
The England Vs Aussie on the couch.
Currently, have tickets for me and the misses to The Cat Empire concert. Hoping that the concert sells out so I can get some money back for them (booked months ago very poor planning).
If I can't sell them then will likely drop the misses off to the concert by herself and rush back to see the Anthems.
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Start the day with some pick-up b ball in the morning.
Home to do some work on some business stuff.
Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.
The England Vs Aussie on the couch.
Currently, have tickets for me and the misses to The Cat Empire concert. Hoping that the concert sells out so I can get some money back for them (booked months ago very poor planning).
If I can't sell them then will likely drop the misses off to the concert by herself and rush back to see the Anthems.
@Magpie_in_aus said in Plans for Saturday:
Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.
I have to admit that does sound interesting. All Black Championship Semi has a certain ring to it...
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@Magpie_in_aus said in Plans for Saturday:
Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.
I have to admit that does sound interesting. All Black Championship Semi has a certain ring to it...
@Bones said in Plans for Saturday:
@Magpie_in_aus said in Plans for Saturday:
Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.
I have to admit that does sound interesting. All Black Championship Semi has a certain ring to it...
It wasn't a mistype. I just got in a habit of calling the Hawks the All Blacks to my non magpie friends back at uni. Sure way to rile them up.
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@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
You’re going to take 40 shits?
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@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.
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@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.
@Bones said in Plans for Saturday:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.
Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.
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Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.
2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.Cheer / Cry.
Thats my plan, anyway ...
This:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.
does not gel with this:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.
Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.
Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids.
:face_with_tears_of_joy:
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@Bones said in Plans for Saturday:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.
Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Bones said in Plans for Saturday:
@MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:
@Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:
You’re going to take 40 shits?
Most will end up likely being just gas.
In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.
Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.
@SammyC is looking forward to lots of cuddles.
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Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.
Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.
So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.
Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?
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Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.
Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.
So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.
Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?
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@TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:
Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?
Are you trying to say your wife's Irish?
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@voodoo said in Plans for Saturday:
@mariner4life said in Plans for Saturday:
In all honesty i am not even sure i will invite anyone around, i'll sit on the couch outside, in front of the TV, start cracking beers from about 1pm. Curse my inability to find a winner. Switch to the rugby after the big races. Steak on teh BBQ between games, feeling loose and slightly toasted by our game.
Bliss.
This will be me for the semi's, though with the kid - I typically prefer to watch games at home, and don't mind at all being alone. Like the beers to be close, steak coked how I like it, and being able to watch a replay of something at HT if I want
i love my kids, but they ask too many questions to be allowed to watch tense games with me. I am a terrible father...
@mariner4life exactly the same as my son so your not alone
