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Plans for Saturday

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  • MajorPomM MajorPom

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

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    Bones
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    #109

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

    In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

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    • BonesB Bones

      @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

      @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

      You’re going to take 40 shits?

      Most will end up likely being just gas.

      In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

      MajorPomM Away
      MajorPomM Away
      MajorPom
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      #110

      @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

      @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

      @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

      You’re going to take 40 shits?

      Most will end up likely being just gas.

      In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

      Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

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      • MajorPomM MajorPom

        Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

        Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

        Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.

        2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
        Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.

        Cheer / Cry.

        Thats my plan, anyway ...

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        voodoo
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        #111

        This:

        @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

        Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

        does not gel with this:

        @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

        Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

        Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

        Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids.

        :face_with_tears_of_joy:

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        • TeWaioT Offline
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          TeWaio
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          #112

          I bloody love this thread

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          • TeWaioT TeWaio

            I bloody love this thread

            voodooV Offline
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            voodoo
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            #113

            @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

            I bloody love this thread

            Me too bro, me too.

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            • MajorPomM MajorPom

              @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

              @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

              @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

              You’re going to take 40 shits?

              Most will end up likely being just gas.

              In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

              Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

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              Bones
              wrote on last edited by
              #114

              @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

              @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

              @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

              @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

              You’re going to take 40 shits?

              Most will end up likely being just gas.

              In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

              Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

              @SammyC is looking forward to lots of cuddles.

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              • TeWaioT Offline
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                TeWaio
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                #115

                Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.

                Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.

                So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.

                Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

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                • TeWaioT TeWaio

                  Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.

                  Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.

                  So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.

                  Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

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                  Bones
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #116

                  @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                  Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

                  Are you trying to say your wife's Irish?

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                  • BonesB Bones

                    @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                    Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

                    Are you trying to say your wife's Irish?

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                    TeWaio
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #117

                    @Bones She is both Irish and English....tricky few weeks coming up

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                    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                      @voodoo said in Plans for Saturday:

                      @mariner4life said in Plans for Saturday:

                      In all honesty i am not even sure i will invite anyone around, i'll sit on the couch outside, in front of the TV, start cracking beers from about 1pm. Curse my inability to find a winner. Switch to the rugby after the big races. Steak on teh BBQ between games, feeling loose and slightly toasted by our game.

                      Bliss.

                      This will be me for the semi's, though with the kid - I typically prefer to watch games at home, and don't mind at all being alone. Like the beers to be close, steak coked how I like it, and being able to watch a replay of something at HT if I want

                      i love my kids, but they ask too many questions to be allowed to watch tense games with me. I am a terrible father...

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                      mikey07
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #118

                      @mariner4life exactly the same as my son so your not alone

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                      • Xpat61X Offline
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                        Xpat61
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                        #119

                        It’s my birthday I can cry if I have to but don’t think I’ll need to.
                        I’m quite confident about this game as it feels the ABs are taking it as just another step that needs to be taken on “The Journey” opposed to the Oirish shenanigans!
                        Start with my kids helping me do final preparations on the vege garden that will see us not having to buy any for the next six months!
                        We will then graze on exotic cheeses seafood party pies and cheerios until the Oz Pom game where the men will go watch and the women amuse themselves.
                        By the time the game is over the girls will have hopefully gossiped out as we have no internet inside (even though the nearest Telstra/Optus shop is only 20 minutes away😱 so we will stream the game with three of us huddled around the largest mobile we have whilst indulging at an appropriate rate!
                        Life is good 🤓

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                        • voodooV voodoo

                          This:

                          @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

                          Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

                          does not gel with this:

                          @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

                          Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

                          Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

                          Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids.

                          :face_with_tears_of_joy:

                          MajorPomM Away
                          MajorPomM Away
                          MajorPom
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #120

                          @voodoo said in Plans for Saturday:

                          This:

                          @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

                          Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

                          does not gel with this:

                          @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

                          Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

                          Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

                          Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids.

                          :face_with_tears_of_joy:

                          All about just being a fluffy bunny, with none of the rest.

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                          • SnowyS Snowy

                            @jegga said in Plans for Saturday:

                            @Snowy said in Plans for Saturday:

                            @jegga said in Plans for Saturday:

                            Then they can go and punch and irishman.

                            I'll do it.

                            punch, not skin and eat one.

                            Ok, if we lose you can eat one.

                            I'll have potatoes too I think, and a nice green lampshade.

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                            JC
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                            #121

                            @Snowy said in Plans for Saturday:

                            @jegga said in Plans for Saturday:

                            @Snowy said in Plans for Saturday:

                            @jegga said in Plans for Saturday:

                            Then they can go and punch and irishman.

                            I'll do it.

                            punch, not skin and eat one.

                            Ok, if we lose you can eat one.

                            I'll have potatoes too I think, and a nice green lampshade.

                            Am I the only one who read “potatoes” in an Irish accent in my head?

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                            • TeWaioT TeWaio

                              I bloody love this thread

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                              mariner4life
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #122

                              @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                              I bloody love this thread

                              It's been a pretty fun day of Ferning

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                              • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                I bloody love this thread

                                It's been a pretty fun day of Ferning

                                voodooV Offline
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                                voodoo
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #123

                                @mariner4life said in Plans for Saturday:

                                @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                I bloody love this thread

                                It's been a pretty fun day of Ferning

                                so what the fuck are we going to do tomorrow???

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                                • voodooV voodoo

                                  @mariner4life said in Plans for Saturday:

                                  @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                  I bloody love this thread

                                  It's been a pretty fun day of Ferning

                                  so what the fuck are we going to do tomorrow???

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                                  mariner4life
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #124

                                  @voodoo said in Plans for Saturday:

                                  @mariner4life said in Plans for Saturday:

                                  @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                  I bloody love this thread

                                  It's been a pretty fun day of Ferning

                                  so what the fuck are we going to do tomorrow???

                                  Dunno about you fluffybunnies but I'm going on my son's school excursion to the Reef.

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                                    mariner4life
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #125

                                    But the teams will be named at some point, so there will be a bit of bickering about that

                                    I think we need another story thread...

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                                    • voodooV voodoo

                                      @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                      I bloody love this thread

                                      Me too bro, me too.

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                                      Xpat61
                                      wrote on last edited by Duluth
                                      #126

                                      @voodoo said in Plans for Saturday:

                                      @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

                                      I bloody love this thread

                                      Me too bro, me too.

                                      And they say men aren’t honest with their emotions and are unable to umm
                                      Emote them 🤷🏻‍♂️🤓

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                                      • TeWaioT TeWaio

                                        Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.

                                        Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.

                                        So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.

                                        Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

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                                          @Xpat61 said in Plans for Saturday:

                                          @TeWaio
                                          RWC annulments do not count!

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