Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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<p>Regular Show is fucking awesome, the kids don't even understand why. Love the 80s montages every episode.</p>
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<p>I like Adventure Time, but if you really look at it, it's depressing as fuck. It's essentially a show about abandonment and loneliness. Steven Universe is alright, Clarence is reasonably funny, as is the Amazing World of Gumball. The ones i can't stand are Johnny Test and fucking Uncle Grandpa. </p>
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<p>The first series of Adventure Time was excellent. After that it went all dark and twisted. Gumball is pretty funny. There's another one called Breadwinners which is plain weird.</p>
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<p>Regular Show is brilliant because its slapstick and comical enough for kids to enjoy it, but absolutely packed full of 80s pop culture references to delight us parents.</p>
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<p>But how does a show like that even get off the ground? So yeah Mr Exec, its about a blue jay and his best friend a raccoon, and they work at a park run by a gumball machine and a (wtf is pops?) Oh yeah, theres an immortal yeti called Skips, a fat monster called Muscleman and a hand shaped ghost called High5 Ghost. Talk about taking a farking punt.</p> -
<p>There was an article on CN in last month's Empire, it was pretty interesting. By all accounts they just come up with ideas, and if they can story-board it, there is a chance it will get made. </p>
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<p>Adventure Time is the fucking bomb. Love it. Kids love it.</p>
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<p>The fact that its set in a post-apocalyptic hell where mutants and a magic dog surround the only pureblood human left while a mad king flies around commanding an army of penguins is beside the point.</p>
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<p>I made the boy an adventure time sword out of wood. Wasn't entirely accurate, but it was yellow.</p> -
<p>like its maker</p>
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<p>It's been a long weekend, i'll get back to you with something better...</p>
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<p>Adventure Time is the fucking bomb. Love it. Kids love it.</p>
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<p>The fact that its set in a post-apocalyptic hell where mutants and a magic dog surround the only pureblood human left while a mad king flies around commanding an army of penguins is beside the point.</p>
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<p>I made the boy an adventure time sword out of wood. Wasn't entirely accurate, <strong>but it was yellow.</strong></p>
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Just speaking the obvious, but this film is going to be beyond massive. Was out shopping with my youngest today and all the toy sections in the big stores have special areas just for Star Wars. There is row upon row of Star Wars stuff. Even farking favourite character cookies. I just hope it lives up better to the hype than The Adventures of Jar Jar.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Kirwan" data-cid="539944" data-time="1446878146"><p>I wonder if it's going to be the first 2 billion dollar film?<br>
All depends on the story, looks great, they seem to be hitting all the right notes.....but Jar Jar</p></blockquote>Don't say Jar Jar Binks is in SW7? -
Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="539954" data-time="1446881573"><p>Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
Jesus Christ....it's a wonder I have actually been with women based on my post.</p></blockquote>
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Luke knows how to build a lightsaber (he made the green on), so his would be as half arsed as that one. <br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Kirwan" data-cid="539992" data-time="1446931215"><p>Luke knows how to build a lightsaber (he made the green on), so his would be as half arsed as that one. <br>
They are clearly doing something strange with Luke though hiding him on the poster.</p></blockquote>
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Exactly my thoughts. Han made an appearance and there were glimpses of Leia too.<br><br>
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<p>Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
Jesus Christ....it's a wonder I have actually been with women based on my post.</p>
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<p>Lots of theories out there, but one that makes as much sense as anything else is that the girl and the bad dude are twins born to Leia and Han. As the war continued they were separated for protection (just like Leia and Luke). Note how Kylo Ren says 'I will finish our destiny' like he is related to Vader?</p>
<p>In the older extended universe novels, Han and Leia have twins Jaina and Jacen, both force bearers and Jacen goes dark. </p>
<p>The other guess is that Kylo Ren was a student of Lukes and became more interested in the path of his grandfather than his uncle.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="540154" data-time="1447025020"><p>Lots of theories out there, but one that makes as much sense as anything else is that the girl and the bad dude are twins born to Leia and Han. As the war continued they were separated for protection (just like Leia and Luke). Note how Kylo Ren says 'I will finish our destiny' like he is related to Vader?<br>
In the older extended universe novels, Han and Leia have twins Jaina and Jacen, both force bearers and Jacen goes dark. <br>
The other guess is that Kylo Ren was a student of Lukes and became more interested in the path of his grandfather than his uncle.</p></blockquote>
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The Nerd is strong with this one. <br><br>
Would be nice if Lando was at least referred to in passing, his performance in ROTJ was outstanding and so underrated ( talking his role in the war as opposed to his acting as such )<br><br>
Kylo Rens voice sounds a bit like someone being interviewed and it being lowered to protect their identity. I wonder if he is disfigured or just wears a mask to be cool.
