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<p>I'm hoping to get the kids moved onto Minions or Inside Out over Xmas. Should be perfect watching for them whilst I snooze on the couch after a huge lunch.</p>
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<p>Although little Miss MR is now approaching 2, and I suspect I'll be letting it go once or 55,000 times over the next 8 years.</p> -
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<p>Dora the fucken Explorer..i win, i mean lose..</p>
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<p>My wife looks like Dora The Explorer (somewhat older one, obviously) so I have a bit of a thing for for good old Dora and Boots..</p> -
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<p>I'm hoping to get the kids moved onto Minions or Inside Out over Xmas. Should be perfect watching for them whilst I snooze on the couch after a huge lunch.</p>
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<p>Although little Miss MR is now approaching 2, and I suspect I'll be letting it go once or 55,000 times over the next 8 years.</p>
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<p>Some shows i can stomach ( i have 3 and 5 year old girls) like Peppa pig, Sofia, Handy Manny. Something about Dora that rubs me up the wrong way, i dont mean to sound racist but i suspect its all the Spanish...</p> -
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<p>Violence?</p>
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<p>Oh and thanks to Netflix they discovered Barbie life in a Dreamhouse or something. Its actually not the worse, very dry humour (obviously aimed at older girls). Often filled with references to anything from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Rocky etc.</p>
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<p>nah the sexual aspect of films is what I am more concerned with</p>
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<p>Just look for the 'Family First' edit..im pretty sure for them we are all immaculately conceived.</p> -
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<p>My wife looks like Dora The Explorer (somewhat older one, obviously) so I have a bit of a thing for for good old Dora and Boots..</p>
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<p>Does she shout alot, often in Mexi - er Spanish!</p> -
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<p>Does she shout alot, often in Mexi - er Spanish!</p>
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<p>Swiper no swiping!</p> -
<p>Swiper is a fluffybunny. He pinches stuff just to throw it away right in front of them. He's not a thief, he's a sociopath.</p>
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<p>It's good that the 7 year old is in charge of the cartoon watching, so we get Cartoon Network stuff, although Mariner Jr the youngest still loves Paw Patrol and Little Einsteins.</p>
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<p>With the movies it's all good though. Recent watches are obviously Star Wars. The Avengers. Then Minions, Inside Out, Home, and we just watched Jumanji and Zathura, and they really liked Journey to the Centre of the Earth, and Journey 2. Jurassic World may have been a little much, but strangely the littlest one found it less scary than the elder. I have no idea what my kids should be watching..... </p>
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<p>Oh and TR my kids are loud as fuck. </p> -
<p>My guess is kids at TR Jnrs school talk about various movies (with some parents restrictions even more lax than mine) given he came home asking to watch Saving Private Ryan one day - which I sat down and watched with him.</p>
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<p>watched the 2nd one last night. not as good, but still alright i guess.</p>
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<p>Also watched Revenge of the Sith last night. It's definitely the best of the prequels, but still far from perfect. My kids don't like it much, my youngest burst in to tears when Anakin turns bad, and then the eldest does when Anakin fights Obi Wan. </p>
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<p>You should put this on the TV for background atmosphere this christmas:</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="547851" data-time="1450227547"><p>Some shows i can stomach ( i have 3 and 5 year old girls) like Peppa pig, Sofia, Handy Manny. Something about Dora that rubs me up the wrong way, i dont mean to sound racist but i suspect its all the Spanish...</p></blockquote>
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She's an irritating wetback, no two ways about it. <br><br>
My boys love Bond, Indiana Jones and Back to the future but Star Wars trumps the lot. Some say I'm brainwashing them but those fluffybunnies can fuck off back to the PC crap kids are supposed to enjoy nowadays... -
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<p>My wife looks like Dora The Explorer (somewhat older one, obviously) so I have a bit of a thing for for good old Dora and Boots..</p>
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<p>You could have said Dora's Mum or something. You fucking paedo ;)</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="547896" data-time="1450245300"><p>She's an irritating wetback, no two ways about it. <br>
My boys love Bond, Indiana Jones and Back to the future but Star Wars trumps the lot. Some say I'm brainwashing them but those fluffybunnys can fuck off back to the PC crap kids are supposed to enjoy nowadays...</p></blockquote>
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Have your boys seen young Indiana jones? My son loved those and dr who with David Tennant and Billie Piper/thd hot black chick . -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="547900" data-time="1450246557"><p>Have your boys seen young Indiana jones? My son loved those and dr who with David Tennant and Billie Piper/thd hot black chick .</p></blockquote>
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Naaa they haven't but I'm sure I can track em down somewhere. Admittedly the Indy obsession is more my 5 year old rather than 7 year old. They can't figure out why there are 20 something bonds and only 4 Indy's....<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="548629" data-time="1450689761"><p>I never really got the fuss about James Bond , I also loathe puns too which probably doesn't help. 20 indies and 4 bonds would make the world a better place .<br>
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I used to appreciate your work on here jegga.<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="549149" data-time="1450836286"><p>I used to appreciate your work on here jegga.<br>
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Chill, bad puns and camp secret agents might be your thing but Indiana jones trumps that easily. Tell me the world would nt be a better place with 16 more jones movies and at least no Roger Moore Bonds ?
