Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I tell you what, one of the shows was a ladies night, and we got strippers who were all pro dancers/acrobats so cut af and very strong/flexible. I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it. One of my fellow ladies got 'married' but the ceremony was interrupted so she could give two dudes in leather and chains a flogging. Now that was entertainment.
As soon as I read cruise I naturally assumed it was a “ no cameras allowed “ cruise
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it.
"Led up on stage" - you were jumping up and down in the front row with your hand up immediately prior?
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@jegga bet you could get some bargains on 26/27 December...checkout tellers might even not scan everything!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga bet you could get some bargains on 26/27 December...checkout tellers might even not scan everything!
Wouldn’t really blame them , they put up with an old run down shop that dates back to the 70s and were always promised a brand new one was going to be built for over 10 years and then just got laid off before Xmas instead .
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@taniwharugby Fucking Australians!
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I tell you what, one of the shows was a ladies night, and we got strippers who were all pro dancers/acrobats so cut af and very strong/flexible. I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it. One of my fellow ladies got 'married' but the ceremony was interrupted so she could give two dudes in leather and chains a flogging. Now that was entertainment.
And Captain Stubing approved such goings on?
Cruises seemingly aren't what they were in the 80s!!!
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Fascinating reading
Soldiers Inc: The lucrative, risky life of private military contractors
Hundreds of our best servicemen and women have taken the excitement - and cash - of private military life in the world's worst troublespots. These are their stories.
I love the passage where Kiwi soldiers describe their American counterparts. "The Americans, he says, seemed to have “a deep sense of insecurity and they address that by buying and carrying weapons”." The same could be said for many gun toting Americans at home too
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The same beach was shut on Christmas Day after reports of a 2 metre-long shark 500 metres off shore, and again two days later after the police helicopter spotted a 2-3 metre-long beast lurking around 200-300 metres out, with another further out.
"It was a good moment when the crowed cheered as they managed to refloat the shark," one onlooker told Stuff.
Shark expert and Department of Conservation marine scientist Clinton Duffy confirmed it was a 2.75 metre female.
"The general rule of thumb is from 2.8 - 3 metres is when they become the most danger to humans because they feed on marine mammals then."
People are weird.
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Rembrandt no love for your fellow animals?
None for man eating fish.
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@Rembrandt said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Rembrandt no love for your fellow animals?
None for man eating fish.
Lots of things can kill you.
Odds of getting killed in a shark attack, less than 1 in 264 million
I’d be more concerned about our fellow man. You are more likely to get run over, die in a plane crash or get shot and killed than end up dying like a Jaws extra
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Rembrandt said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Rembrandt no love for your fellow animals?
None for man eating fish.
Lots of things can kill you.
Odds of getting killed in a shark attack, less than 1 in 264 million
I’d be more concerned about our fellow man. You are more likely to get run over, die in a plane crash or get shot and killed than end up dying like a Jaws extra
On the other hand most man v man encounters result in no harm either way, whereas most man v shark encounters have different odds.
So fuck 'em.
Shark attack - Wikipedia
