Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
SLAMMED !!!!!
Social media can be such an absolute fucking hell hole. It's getting more and more detached from reality all the time.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga Been on a cruise ship the last week. Gutted to have missed this fast breaking news story.
It’s all good he’s apologised for a Hongi or something to keep them both in the news .
Looking forward to your next book after this “ research” . “Debauchery on the high seas” with a pirate theme sounds good .
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@jegga I tell you what, one of the shows was a ladies night, and we got strippers who were all pro dancers/acrobats so cut af and very strong/flexible. I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it. One of my fellow ladies got 'married' but the ceremony was interrupted so she could give two dudes in leather and chains a flogging. Now that was entertainment.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I tell you what, one of the shows was a ladies night, and we got strippers who were all pro dancers/acrobats so cut af and very strong/flexible. I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it. One of my fellow ladies got 'married' but the ceremony was interrupted so she could give two dudes in leather and chains a flogging. Now that was entertainment.
As soon as I read cruise I naturally assumed it was a “ no cameras allowed “ cruise
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it.
"Led up on stage" - you were jumping up and down in the front row with your hand up immediately prior?
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@jegga bet you could get some bargains on 26/27 December...checkout tellers might even not scan everything!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga bet you could get some bargains on 26/27 December...checkout tellers might even not scan everything!
Wouldn’t really blame them , they put up with an old run down shop that dates back to the 70s and were always promised a brand new one was going to be built for over 10 years and then just got laid off before Xmas instead .
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@taniwharugby Fucking Australians!
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I tell you what, one of the shows was a ladies night, and we got strippers who were all pro dancers/acrobats so cut af and very strong/flexible. I got led up on stage to rub oil on an ass so tight you could bounce a coin off it. One of my fellow ladies got 'married' but the ceremony was interrupted so she could give two dudes in leather and chains a flogging. Now that was entertainment.
And Captain Stubing approved such goings on?
Cruises seemingly aren't what they were in the 80s!!!
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