Cricket: NZ vs Aus
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11537625
According to Google my memory is not quite as crap as I sometimes think. Here's the shit pitch story.
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Lunch, and Australia win yet another session.
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Still no 50 for Warner!!!
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@mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
@canefan said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
@mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
That stupid fucking leave of Louboutin's is cringy and spastic.
He models himself on Smith. What do you expect
great. 2 eccentric spastics on one team. Both scoring fuckloads of runs so we get to see them later.
Throw in the angry dwarf, and i am warming right in to hating the Aussies again.
Where's @Virgil to really fuel the fires?
Away heading up north with the wife kid free mate and pretending the cricket doesn’t exist...
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We neeeeed to get better at hitting the stumps.
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We should bring Chris Harris in as a technical fielding advisor.
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@No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
We should bring Chris Harris in as a technical fielding advisor.
Agree, and possibly Steve Waugh as a technical winning advisor.
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...and clones of the young Joel Garner and Michael Holding...and Curtley Ambrose for good measure!
This is all looking pretty familiar - Marnus and Smith batting us out of the game here. Even if we get one of them shortly, I doubt we'll have the venom to run through their middle order.
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@Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
...and clones of the young Joel Garner and Michael Holding...and Curtley Ambrose for good measure!
This is all looking pretty familiar - Marnus and Smith batting us out of the game here. Even if we get one of them shortly, I doubt we'll have the venom to run through their middle order.
i was just thinking "shit, i've read this script before"
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@mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
@Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:
...and clones of the young Joel Garner and Michael Holding...and Curtley Ambrose for good measure!
This is all looking pretty familiar - Marnus and Smith batting us out of the game here. Even if we get one of them shortly, I doubt we'll have the venom to run through their middle order.
i was just thinking "shit, i've read this script before"
400+ is on the cards here and from then it will be very same same. The only tough decision for the Aussies will be whether they have the egg or tuna sandwiches for tea...
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fucking australia, finding this fucking guy only because their best player got a smack in the head
his scores since then are:
59, 74, 80, 67, 11, 48, 14, 185, 162, 143, 50, 63, 19, 98*
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chew hundred chwenty chew for chew!!
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I present to you, in visual form, an accurate representation of this test series
