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Cricket: NZ vs Aus

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  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

    I'm watching Smithy on a pisstake show called The Professors Night Watchman. And he's killing it. Just a genuine, funny bloke.

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    @mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

    I'm watching Smithy on a pisstake show called The Professors Night Watchman. And he's killing it. Just a genuine, funny bloke.

    Agreed, that was some decent television. Smithy and the hosts' banter was top drawer

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      @Gunner At this rate, Waddle might have to put on the whites...

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      @Godder said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

      @Gunner At this rate, Waddle might have to put on the whites...

      I see that Peter Fulton has got his whites on in case he has to field.

      As I type Henry nicks Head out.

      Come on lads, roll the tail cheaply. Please.

      It’d be nice if we could get Labashayne out now too and have a couple of fresh batsmen at the crease.

      By the way glad to see Henry’s extra pace paying off. He’s r ally whipping it through at 130kmph

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        @Godder said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

        @Gunner At this rate, Waddle might have to put on the whites...

        I see that Peter Fulton has got his whites on in case he has to field.

        As I type Henry nicks Head out.

        Come on lads, roll the tail cheaply. Please.

        It’d be nice if we could get Labashayne out now too and have a couple of fresh batsmen at the crease.

        By the way glad to see Henry’s extra pace paying off. He’s r ally whipping it through at 130kmph

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        @Gunner said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

        By the way glad to see Henry’s extra pace paying off. He’s really whipping it through at 130kmph

        Either Stead is covering for Kane and or Timmy or he's full of shit. Timmy was reportedly not happy at being left out

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          Guessing that Timmy's dropping was planned in advance based on not being good enough and wanting to give him a wake-up call, only for them to have to scramble to continue to justify it after everyone broke down.

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            Guessing that Timmy's dropping was planned in advance based on not being good enough and wanting to give him a wake-up call, only for them to have to scramble to continue to justify it after everyone broke down.

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            @Godder agree mate but 12 wickets at 26 in two thrashings would've put him at the back of a line of wake ups I'd have thought 🤔.

            I fear the meddling of the "numbers" from sports science.

            Either way, however you stack it, there is no decent justification for dropping timmeh 30 minutes before the start of such a big occasion for NZ cricket. Scary madness

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              Bit of spin and bounce for Astle now. That should play into our hands with the two spinners.

              Aussie will be batting last on this pitch, assuming we go for the bat once, bat big strategy.

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                CDG is bowling well this series. He's let himself down with the bat (albeit sawn off by a dodge umpiring decision once) but his bowling has been surprisingly effective.

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                  Astle got the big one!

                  C & B...that Laubushagne fella goes ok.

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                  • DamoD Damo

                    Bit of spin and bounce for Astle now. That should play into our hands with the two spinners.

                    Aussie will be batting last on this pitch, assuming we go for the bat once, bat big strategy.

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                    @Damo said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                    Bit of spin and bounce for Astle now. That should play into our hands with the two spinners.

                    Aussie will be batting last on this pitch, assuming we go for the bat once, bat big strategy.

                    Astle gets Labushayne cheaply for just 215. Advantage Black Caps.

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                    • DamoD Damo

                      CDG is bowling well this series. He's let himself down with the bat (albeit sawn off by a dodge umpiring decision once) but his bowling has been surprisingly effective.

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                      @Damo said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                      CDG is bowling well this series. He's let himself down with the bat (albeit sawn off by a dodge umpiring decision once) but his bowling has been surprisingly effective.

                      The Aus commentators have been wanking on about pace being the difference, but they're full of shit really. Pace can help provide a point of difference, but some of the greatest seam bowlers of all time didn't get much above 130km.

                      Vernon Philander is a good modern day example. 220 wickets at 21.99 and barely breaks the 130km mark. Starc could only dream of test stats like that.

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                        and another....ripping through them!

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                          Embarrassing collapse here for Aus.

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                            That was a fucking sharp catch

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                            • No QuarterN No Quarter

                              Embarrassing collapse here for Aus.

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                              @No-Quarter yep, dunno why we keep having tests against them.

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                              • taniwharugbyT taniwharugby

                                @No-Quarter yep, dunno why we keep having tests against them.

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                                @taniwharugby said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                @No-Quarter yep, dunno why we keep having tests against them.

                                Looking forward to us teaching them a lesson in test match batting.

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                                  @taniwharugby said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                  @No-Quarter yep, dunno why we keep having tests against them.

                                  Looking forward to us teaching them a lesson in test match batting.

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                                  @No-Quarter I think we should bowl some pies at thier bowlers to tire them out, then strike just before dinner and then smash some runs to end the day against thier tired attack.

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                                    These last wicket stands are always so bloody annoying.

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                                      I expect us to match that scorecard

                                      Well, except the double hundred in the middle. First innings deficit of 200 seems about right

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                                        tore them a new one, finally...

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                                        • No QuarterN No Quarter

                                          @Damo said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                          CDG is bowling well this series. He's let himself down with the bat (albeit sawn off by a dodge umpiring decision once) but his bowling has been surprisingly effective.

                                          The Aus commentators have been wanking on about pace being the difference, but they're full of shit really. Pace can help provide a point of difference, but some of the greatest seam bowlers of all time didn't get much above 130km.

                                          Vernon Philander is a good modern day example. 220 wickets at 21.99 and barely breaks the 130km mark. Starc could only dream of test stats like that.

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                                          @No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                          @Damo said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                          CDG is bowling well this series. He's let himself down with the bat (albeit sawn off by a dodge umpiring decision once) but his bowling has been surprisingly effective.

                                          The Aus commentators have been wanking on about pace being the difference, but they're full of shit really. Pace can help provide a point of difference, but some of the greatest seam bowlers of all time didn't get much above 130km.

                                          Vernon Philander is a good modern day example. 220 wickets at 21.99 and barely breaks the 130km mark. Starc could only dream of test stats like that.

                                          Pace is important in Australia because the ball doesn't do much. In New Zealand, it doesn't matter so much.

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