Awesome stuff you see on the internet

[antipodean]

<p>Reminds me of one of my favourite tweeters: <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan'>https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan</a></p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="557807" data-time="1455078221"><p>Reminds me of one of my favourite tweeters: <a class="bbc_url" href="https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan">https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan</a></p></blockquote>
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Cheers, that is awesome.

[NTA]

<p>Alligators are generally pussies... at least, compared to crocodiles, which are evil.</p>

[taniwharugby]

<p>and then there are Otters...</p>
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[dogmeat]

I never knew Tarka was such a sick mutha.

[jegga]

<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/02/lena-image-processing-playboy/461970/'>http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/02/lena-image-processing-playboy/461970/</a><br><br>
It's a cool story, the best part is she had no idea how famous she was amongst the nerd community . There's more about the story in this book <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Bombs-Burgers-Pornography-Technology/dp/0762772743'>http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Bombs-Burgers-Pornography-Technology/dp/0762772743</a>

[Tim]

<p>Faces are good for optimizing image compression/processing algorithms, as the brain is so sensitively tuned for examining them.</p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="557868" data-time="1455097371"><p>Faces are good for optimizing image compression/processing algorithms, as the brain is so sensitively tuned for examining them.</p></blockquote>
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The colours in the photo were good for what they were doing too.<br>
If you tell an intern that you need a high quality photo so either national geographic or playboy the odds are not on net geos side.

[Crucial]

Ok not something on the internet but an awesome skite instead. <br>
Just rode my board from the highest ski lift in the US. Just under 4000 meters (higher than Aorangi/Mt Cook)<br><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160211/fb10956017faf11eacf4fad8ecd034ff.jpg" alt="fb10956017faf11eacf4fad8ecd034ff.jpg"><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160211/e213d5dcf3af28278406ce8c975a0d38.jpg" alt="e213d5dcf3af28278406ce8c975a0d38.jpg">

[taniwharugby]

I bet you did nab that from the Internet, how do we know that's even you

[Crucial]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="558066" data-time="1455213349"><p>I bet you did nab that from the Internet, how do we know that's even you ;)</p></blockquote>
Yep. Can't fool you. <br>
I googled "old snowboarder wearing All Blacks face warmer at top of mountain "

[jegga]

Are you helping free Stephen Avery?

[dogmeat]

<p>the question is how far did you ride it? Any schlep can catch a ski lift.</p>

[Donsteppa]

<p>Ay up, it's our Yorkshire Airlines. Starring Captain Boycott:</p>
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[jegga]

<p><img src="https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12734273_1024105877648303_4365932138473985810_n.jpg?oh=c2b7dd43693210df69b72dca9b9a0cee&oe=5769D525" alt="12734273_1024105877648303_43659321384739"></p>

[NTA]

<p>Woman buys milk from Coles Supermarket, tries to return at Woolworths.</p>
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<p>It was Coles brand milk.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html?ito=social-facebook'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html?ito=social-facebook</a></p>
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<p>The FB posts alone are worth it - she sounds like a stand-up citizen!</p>
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<p><img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EB01000000578-3443674-image-a-2_1455264257627.jpg" alt="311EB01000000578-3443674-image-a-2_14552"></p>
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<p>And of course the follow-up posts are the best from random smart arses:</p>
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<p>:lol:</p>

[NTA]

<p>Oh shit I just saw the names of her kids. Time to call DOCS</p>

[taniwharugby]

Almost too incredulous to be true, especially with the grammar, names and everything else in there!

[jegga]

If you name your son Slayde you might as well have called him "the accused" , Shazzanah basically means " has gonorrhoea ".<br><br>
That can't be real surely ?

[NTA]

<p>Hoax or not, it has reminded us all that the growing sector of bogans in our society will eventually bring about the conditions required for Idiocracy to become reality.</p>