Awesome stuff you see on the internet

Crucial

Ok not something on the internet but an awesome skite instead. 
Just rode my board from the highest ski lift in the US. Just under 4000 meters (higher than Aorangi/Mt Cook) <img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160211/fb10956017faf11eacf4fad8ecd034ff.jpg" alt="fb10956017faf11eacf4fad8ecd034ff.jpg"><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160211/e213d5dcf3af28278406ce8c975a0d38.jpg" alt="e213d5dcf3af28278406ce8c975a0d38.jpg">

taniwharugby

I bet you did nab that from the Internet, how do we know that's even you

Crucial

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="558066" data-time="1455213349">I bet you did nab that from the Internet, how do we know that's even you ;)</blockquote>
Yep. Can't fool you. 
I googled "old snowboarder wearing All Blacks face warmer at top of mountain "

jegga

Are you helping free Stephen Avery?

dogmeat

the question is how far did you ride it? Any schlep can catch a ski lift.

Donsteppa

Ay up, it's our Yorkshire Airlines. Starring Captain Boycott:

jegga

NTA

Woman buys milk from Coles Supermarket, tries to return at Woolworths.
 
It was Coles brand milk.
 
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html?ito=social-facebook'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html?ito=social-facebook</a>
 
The FB posts alone are worth it - she sounds like a stand-up citizen!
 
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EB01000000578-3443674-image-a-2_1455264257627.jpg" alt="311EB01000000578-3443674-image-a-2_14552">
 
 
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EB00C00000578-3443674-image-a-17_1455264431686.jpg" alt="311EB00C00000578-3443674-image-a-17_1455">
 
 
 
And of course the follow-up posts are the best from random smart arses:
 
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EA34400000578-3443674-image-a-13_1455264400615.jpg" alt="311EA34400000578-3443674-image-a-13_1455">
 
 
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EA35000000578-3443674-image-a-15_1455264416105.jpg" alt="311EA35000000578-3443674-image-a-15_1455">
 
 
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/12/08/311EA35400000578-3443674-image-a-14_1455264411875.jpg" alt="311EA35400000578-3443674-image-a-14_1455">
 
 
:lol:

NTA

Oh shit I just saw the names of her kids. Time to call DOCS

taniwharugby

Almost too incredulous to be true, especially with the grammar, names and everything else in there!

jegga

If you name your son Slayde you might as well have called him "the accused" , Shazzanah basically means " has gonorrhoea ". 
That can't be real surely ?

NTA

Hoax or not, it has reminded us all that the growing sector of bogans in our society will eventually bring about the conditions required for Idiocracy to become reality.

jegga

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="558422" data-time="1455310718">Hoax or not, it has reminded us all that the growing sector of bogans in our society will eventually bring about the conditions required for Idiocracy to become reality.</blockquote>
 
Have look at the names at the bottom of this blog post <a class="bbc_url" href="http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1">http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1</a>

Virgil

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Have look at the names at the bottom of this blog post <a class="bbc_url" href="http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1">http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1</a>
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Bogans is as Bogans does
 
<img src="http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/730/730957/190-cletus_1262709478.jpg" alt="190-cletus_1262709478.jpg">

NTA

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="558442" data-time="1455320733">
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Have look at the names at the bottom of this blog post <a class="bbc_url" href="http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1">http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/02/masterton-deaths-bring-forth-excuse.html?m=1</a>
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<img src="http://i.imgur.com/yhHuhKD.gif" alt="yhHuhKD.gif">

taniwharugby

Pacer, Chevy, Dodge and Corvette...I'm wondering why they are even into cars!

Virgil

Im wondering if the parents arent related in some other way..

Crucial

On the bar fridge in the saloon I'm currently at <img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160213/307d7bee49d75b5f1ff544d2e57885dc.jpg" alt="307d7bee49d75b5f1ff544d2e57885dc.jpg">

booboo

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="558454" data-time="1455323709">
Im wondering if the parents arent related in some other way..</blockquote>
 
Was going to probably only by marriage ... but ...

NTA

Second biggest croc ever caught in Australia - 5.88 metres
 
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/outback-wrangler-matt-wright-catches-second-biggest-croc-ever-recorded-in-australia/news-story/ddba6878ea26554f9c38a3e0c4d7b52b'>http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/outback-wrangler-matt-wright-catches-second-biggest-croc-ever-recorded-in-australia/news-story/ddba6878ea26554f9c38a3e0c4d7b52b</a>
 
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THE second biggest crocodile ever caught in Australia has been hauled in by the Northern Territoryâ€s own Outback wrangler Matt Wright.
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The giant beast measured 5.58m and weighed in at a massive 890kg, making it bigger than the Territoryâ€s own superstar croc, Brutus, which is estimated to be around 5.5 meters.
 
While reports are yet to be verified, it is anticipated to be the second largest crocodile ever captured in Australia, <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/outback-wrangler-matt-wright-catches-second-biggest-croc-ever-recorded-in-australia/news-story/6d123d57028dc0fefe54abefa98fdd5c'>the NT News reported.</a>
 
The croc is thought to have been captured towards the end of 2015 but Wright only made the details and images public yesterday.
 
According to the Guinness World Records, Cassius, a male saltwater crocodile caught in the Finniss River in the NT, is recognised as the worldâ€s largest crocodile in captivity at 5.48m in length, and weighing in at 968kg.
 
He remains on show at Green Island in Queensland.
 
Adelaide River giant Dominator â€” and Brutusâ€ neighbour â€” has never been officially measured, but it is estimated that he is 6.1 metres in length and weighs over a ton.
 
The NTâ€s much-loved Sweetheart, whose body is on permanent display at the Museum and Art Gallery in Darwin, was 5.1m long and weighed 780kg when he was caught in 1979.
 
Sweetheart was renowned for a series of attacks on outboard motors, dinghies, and fishing boat in NT waters between 1974 and 1979 when he was wrangled.
 
The biggest crocodile ever caught in the world was said to be a 7.01m giant male saltwater crocodile weighing 2000kg named Kalia, from India.
 
Lolong, who died in 2013, was a saltwater crocodile that measured 6.17m and weighed 1075kg, making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.
 
In November 2011, Territorian crocodile expert Dr. Adam Britton of National Geographic sedated and measured Lolong in his enclosure in the Philippines and confirmed him as the worldâ€s largest crocodile ever caught and placed in captivity
 
Matt Wright is a well-known Territory chopper pilot, animal expert and star of the hit National Geographic series Outback Wrangler.
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And idiots like Mariner go fishing in the tropics :idiot2:

The Silver Fern

Awesome stuff you see on the internet