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I think i just became the 300th. Although i then saw the banner picture of the book covers, and i feel a little bit dirty.
 
You girl, are a saucy minx
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I can't deny it. And my new 3 book contract gives me licence to go as smutty as I want. evil giggle

Mokey

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...which, coincidentally, is the name of Mokey's latest book :yes:
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All my heroines are saucy minxes. They are so much fun to write, good girls go bad.

mariner4life

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I can't deny it. And my new 3 book contract gives me licence to go as smutty as I want. evil giggle
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tried getting my wife to sign one of those contracts once. It went exactly as well as you would expect

MN5

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301 now - that'll stuff your OCD right back up.
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I liked it too for a "McCullum"

NTA

My wife found 50 Shades boring*. Will she find Mokey's offerings better?
 
Maybe I'll recommend she pick up an e-copy and have a look, though I'm not entirely sure what her stance on salacious historical chick porn is...
 
 
Where should she start in the catalogue?
 
 
 
 
 
* Or she loved it and was lying, and I therefore need to kink it up a little.

Paekakboyz

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My wife found 50 Shades boring*. Will she find Mokey's offerings better?
 
Maybe I'll recommend she pick up an e-copy and have a look, though I'm not entirely sure what her stance on salacious historical chick porn is...
 
 
Where should she start in the catalogue?
 
 
 
 
 
* Or she loved it and was lying, and I therefore need to kink it up a little.
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Watch out NTA, if she gets too hot the air con will go on!! You need to get her using battery power!!
 
Hold on, that didn't come out right!

taniwharugby

think you got that spot on!

Mokey

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My wife found 50 Shades boring*. Will she find Mokey's offerings better?
 
Maybe I'll recommend she pick up an e-copy and have a look, though I'm not entirely sure what her stance on salacious historical chick porn is...
 
 
Where should she start in the catalogue?
 
 
 
 
 
* Or she loved it and was lying, and I therefore need to kink it up a little.
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Personally, I found 50 Shades dreadful. Sociopath hero and a twit of a heroine (seriously, there is only so many times I can read about inner goddesses and lip biting before I want to stab myself.) Didn't find the sex sexy, it was a poor representation of the BDSM lifestyle. Key aspect is consent, not one party terrorising the other. Also, both parties want to do it cos they like it, not because one needs 'fixing'. But I digress.
 
If Mrs TA likes Tudor, His Forbidden Lady first (overall rating 4.5/5 on Amazon) One Forbidden Knight second (overall rating 4.1/5)
If she likes Regency, she could try A Midsummer Night's Kiss anthology (with 3 other authors, overall rating 4.5/5) or suspensey To Love a Hellion (overall rating 4.7/5)
 
Cheapest is 99c, most expensive $2.99.

MajorRage

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Personally, I found 50 Shades dreadful. Sociopath hero and a twit of a heroine (seriously, there is only so many times I can read about inner goddesses and lip biting before I want to stab myself.) Didn't find the sex sexy, it was a poor representation of the BDSM lifestyle. Key aspect is consent, not one party terrorising the other. Also, both parties want to do it cos they like it, not because one needs 'fixing'. But I digress.
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Slightly off topic, but the above reminds me of the best comeback I've ever been on the receiving of.
 
I had watched Unknown, the Liam Neeson flick and thought it was excellent - it had a pretty good box office run too, but was panned by a lot of critics (surprised RT has it at 55%, I thought it was much worse than that than that). Anyway, the gist of my argument is that critics were full of shit and outdated. The only way to really tell how good a movie is, is to see how many have seen it. The Artist had recently sweeped the oscars despite nobody watching it etc - I was really pushing for the argument that how good something is, should really be more defined by how many people watched it and enjoyed it,not by the view of a select few. So, my pal says.
 
"So, on that basis, you think that Justin Bieber and One Direction are the best music going around then"
 
EDIT, It wasn't Unknown, it was Taken 3 - 326 mill at box office, and 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. Makes better sense now.

jegga

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Slightly off topic, but the above reminds me of the best comeback I've ever been on the receiving of.
 
I had watched Unknown, the Liam Neeson flick and thought it was excellent - it had a pretty good box office run too, but was panned by a lot of critics (surprised RT has it at 55%, I thought it was much worse than that than that). Anyway, the gist of my argument is that critics were full of shit and outdated. The only way to really tell how good a movie is, is to see how many have seen it. The Artist had recently sweeped the oscars despite nobody watching it etc - I was really pushing for the argument that how good something is, should really be more defined by how many people watched it and enjoyed it,not by the view of a select few. So, my pal says.
 
"So, on that basis, you think that Justin Bieber and One Direction are the best music going around then"
 
EDIT, It wasn't Unknown, it was Taken 3 - 326 mill at box office, and 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. Makes better sense now.
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Well do you? Be honest I wont judge you.

Siam

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My wife found 50 Shades boring*. Will she find Mokey's offerings better?
 
Maybe I'll recommend she pick up an e-copy and have a look, though I'm not entirely sure what her stance on salacious historical chick porn is...
 
 
Where should she start in the catalogue?
 
 
 
 
 
* Or she loved it and was lying, and I therefore need to kink it up a little.
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Mate, suggest you read one first, I'm embarrassed to admit they are quite...titillating. Then you and that poor suffering spouse can discourse before the inter...nah I won't go there
 
In fact all of you buggers should read at least one of our dear Mokey's offering, they ain't dear nor slow - what are you waiting for?
 
ps Mokey I say "embarrassed" 'cause I'm an X gen male with no idea how to express true feelings - I reckon your books are rollicking good reads....that sometimes make my lower tummy feel funny :)

Baron Silas Greenback

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Mate, suggest you read one first, I'm embarrassed to admit they are quite...titillating. Then you and that poor suffering spouse can discourse before the inter...nah I won't go there
 
In fact all of you buggers should read at least one of our dear Mokey's offering, they ain't dear nor slow - what are you waiting for?
 
ps Mokey I say "embarrassed" 'cause I'm an X gen male with no idea how to express true feelings - I reckon your books are rollicking good reads....that sometimes make my lower tummy feel funny :)
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 Your post is disturbing on many levels.

Siam

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 Your post is disturbing on many levels.
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Thank you Baron, could be the nicest thing you've said.
 
You should read the books then!!
 
 
 
 
 
Marketing Mokey, marketing :)

JC

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Mate, suggest you read one first, I'm embarrassed to admit they are quite...titillating. Then you and that poor suffering spouse can discourse before the inter...nah I won't go there
 
In fact all of you buggers should read at least one of our dear Mokey's offering, they ain't dear nor slow - what are you waiting for?
 
ps Mokey I say "embarrassed" 'cause I'm an X gen male with no idea how to express true feelings - I reckon your books are rollicking good reads....that sometimes make my lower tummy feel funny :)
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Mokey

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Mate, suggest you read one first, I'm embarrassed to admit they are quite...titillating. Then you and that poor suffering spouse can discourse before the inter...nah I won't go there
 
In fact all of you buggers should read at least one of our dear Mokey's offering, they ain't dear nor slow - what are you waiting for?
 
ps Mokey I say "embarrassed" 'cause I'm an X gen male with no idea how to express true feelings - I reckon your books are rollicking good reads....that sometimes make my lower tummy feel funny :)
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 I wish I could like this post more than once.

Siam

Mokey, What have I done wrong? :empathy:
 
Have I crossed an invisible masculine barrier somewhere?
 
When I read a rugby book I'm looking around for my boots for a kick
 
When I read a home brewing books I'm looking around for a beer to swill
 
When I read a golf book I'm looking around for my clubs to have a hit
 
When I read your books I'm looking around for my wife....
 
 
I've gone too far haven't I

Siam

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You'll for ever be a black man to me JC - great example of a picture painting a thousand

taniwharugby

Its ok Siam, I always thought you were a female anyway

Siam

Outed!!!
 
If it wasn't for those garn dammit pesky kids! and my reticence in discussing the missus's menstrual cycles.... :)

Mokey

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Mokey, What have I done wrong? :empathy:
 
Have I crossed an invisible masculine barrier somewhere?
 
When I read a rugby book I'm looking around for my boots for a kick
 
When I read a home brewing books I'm looking around for a beer to swill
 
When I read a golf book I'm looking around for my clubs to have a hit
 
When I read your books I'm looking around for my wife....
 
 
I've gone too far haven't I 
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I take that as a compliment! How it should be.

The Silver Fern

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