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    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I had an ex-staff member who's daughter failed a few times in her home area. Apparently they were more lenient in another area 20 minutes down the road, so she went and got it first time

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I had an ex-staff member who's daughter failed a few times in her home area. Apparently they were more lenient in another area 20 minutes down the road, so she went and got it first time

    I think from what she said they have all the warmth and friendliness of an undertaker. Not exactly encouraging.....

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I had an ex-staff member who's daughter failed a few times in her home area. Apparently they were more lenient in another area 20 minutes down the road, so she went and got it first time

    I think from what she said they have all the warmth and friendliness of an undertaker. Not exactly encouraging.....

    Probably need to ask around, find an area with higher pass rate

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I had an ex-staff member who's daughter failed a few times in her home area. Apparently they were more lenient in another area 20 minutes down the road, so she went and got it first time

    I think from what she said they have all the warmth and friendliness of an undertaker. Not exactly encouraging.....

    Probably need to ask around, find an area with higher pass rate

    or maybe it's a good thing she's not on the road 😉

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I had an ex-staff member who's daughter failed a few times in her home area. Apparently they were more lenient in another area 20 minutes down the road, so she went and got it first time

    I think from what she said they have all the warmth and friendliness of an undertaker. Not exactly encouraging.....

    Probably need to ask around, find an area with higher pass rate

    or maybe it's a good thing she's not on the road 😉

    It has always surprised me how hard the test is now, considering how many shitty drivers are out there.

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    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I'm sure that's the story she tells. The rest of us are better off not having the likes of her handed licences.

    Driving is a skill and with the amount of safety, both passive and active, engineered into vehicles these days, a diminishing one.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by Snowy
    #194

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    I think from what she said they have all the warmth and friendliness of an undertaker. Not exactly encouraging.....

    The guy that did my motorbike licence was bloody hilarious. Cheesy cop moustache, looked like an extra from "Chips" was supposed to follow me around on his cop bike and then pass or fail me, but I lost him after a few minutes. Rode around on my own for while then went back to the cop shop. He just started laughing and handed me the "pass" slip.

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    @antipodean said in Parenting:

    @MN5 said in Parenting:

    @Godder said in Parenting:

    @taniwharugby I'm talking about the need to take a full license driving test, and also the contracting out of the testing to the AA and the introduction of the plastic photo license used for ID to buy alcohol. That was 1999 according to Wikipedia.

    Friends of my parents have a daughter ( probably in her early 30s now ) who won't drive purely cos she has failed the practical so many times. Apparently they nitpick everything these days.

    I'm sure that's the story she tells. The rest of us are better off not having the likes of her handed licences.

    Driving is a skill and with the amount of safety, both passive and active, engineered into vehicles these days, a diminishing one.

    By the sounds of it some of you older buggers need to be re-tested

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    By the sounds of it some of you older buggers need to be re-tested

    Fuck that, we're the ones with the skills. Some young punk testing me in a vehicle with traction control, launch systems, ABS, automatic parking. You don't even drive, the bloody car does it.

    I will teach you to drive old school it you like?

    That will involve a 1970's car. Any one of the shit heaps will do. They were all manual, gutless, wouldn't go around corners (as @Bones said, we had to straighten them out), brakes didn't work, just sort of had a slowing down affect before the crash.

    There will be a lot of shouting, which I know you kids don't like. When do we start?

    You really shouldn't have told me that you were a millennial. Bloody kids these days, mutter, mutter...

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    #197

    My first car was a 1982 Daihatsu Charade, bought in around 2001 after getting my restricted. Wrote it off after crashing on a sharp corner on a Frosty Foggy morning the day after Queen's Birthday.

    Got my Learners Licence after second test (failed verbal) Got my restricted on third test, My main problem was nerves. I sat on my restricted for over ten years. I did a one day course seven years ago and passed for my full licence test first time.

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  • BonesB Online
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    @mikedogz hah I sat on my restricted for about 4 or 5 years I think after getting it at 17.

    Failed for my first go at it - jumped the kerb on the corner right at the start outside Hutt cop shop.

    Full I had to do a test I'd waited so long but booked it for like 7am on a Monday in Welly city. Almost zero traffic around it was classic.

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    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #199

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

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    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    The urges.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #201

    @JC said in Parenting:

    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    The urges.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @canefan said in Parenting:

    @JC said in Parenting:

    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    The urges.

    alt text

    Put the fucken lotion in the basket indeed......

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
    Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.

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    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #204

    @Snowy said in Parenting:

    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
    Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.

    Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @Virgil said in Parenting:

    @Snowy said in Parenting:

    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
    Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.

    Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.

    I suspect we aren't the only ones who can't control their pussies.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #206

    @Snowy said in Parenting:

    @Virgil said in Parenting:

    @Snowy said in Parenting:

    @R-L said in Parenting:

    @Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!

    Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
    Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.

    Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.

    I suspect we aren't the only ones who can't control their pussies.

    They only give you the illusion of control. And sometimes not even that!

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    The parenting has been hard today. It amazes me that you lot SEEM to be pretty much involved in the parenting and I get "Footballs on".
    She's crashed with tantrum exhaustion.
    Bad day.

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