Parenting
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By the sounds of it some of you older buggers need to be re-tested
Fuck that, we're the ones with the skills. Some young punk testing me in a vehicle with traction control, launch systems, ABS, automatic parking. You don't even drive, the bloody car does it.
I will teach you to drive old school it you like?
That will involve a 1970's car. Any one of the shit heaps will do. They were all manual, gutless, wouldn't go around corners (as @Bones said, we had to straighten them out), brakes didn't work, just sort of had a slowing down affect before the crash.
There will be a lot of shouting, which I know you kids don't like. When do we start?
You really shouldn't have told me that you were a millennial. Bloody kids these days, mutter, mutter...
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My first car was a 1982 Daihatsu Charade, bought in around 2001 after getting my restricted. Wrote it off after crashing on a sharp corner on a Frosty Foggy morning the day after Queen's Birthday.
Got my Learners Licence after second test (failed verbal) Got my restricted on third test, My main problem was nerves. I sat on my restricted for over ten years. I did a one day course seven years ago and passed for my full licence test first time.
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@mikedogz hah I sat on my restricted for about 4 or 5 years I think after getting it at 17.
Failed for my first go at it - jumped the kerb on the corner right at the start outside Hutt cop shop.
Full I had to do a test I'd waited so long but booked it for like 7am on a Monday in Welly city. Almost zero traffic around it was classic.
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@Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!
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@R-L said in Parenting:
@Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!
Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat. -
@R-L said in Parenting:
@Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!
Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.
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@R-L said in Parenting:
@Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!
Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.
I suspect we aren't the only ones who can't control their pussies.
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@R-L said in Parenting:
@Snowy motorbikes, cars, planes.... Boats? Is there anything you can't control!
Yes I have a boat. You can add a digger and a tractor to the list too but I have never said I was good at any of them.
Apart from the urges so kindly mentioned by @JC I have trouble controlling my wife, and the cat.Careful people will start to think you and I are the same person.
I suspect we aren't the only ones who can't control their pussies.
They only give you the illusion of control. And sometimes not even that!
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The parenting has been hard today. It amazes me that you lot SEEM to be pretty much involved in the parenting and I get "Footballs on".
She's crashed with tantrum exhaustion.
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@R-L said in Parenting:
The parenting has been hard today. It amazes me that you lot SEEM to be pretty much involved in the parenting and I get "Footballs on".
She's crashed with tantrum exhaustion.
Bad day.Which game?
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@Catogrande Liverpool Villa earlier. He supports neither of those which makes it even more annoying
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@R-L said in Parenting:
@Catogrande Liverpool Villa earlier. He supports neither of those which makes it even more annoying
Score?
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@Catogrande said in Parenting:
@R-L said in Parenting:
@Catogrande Liverpool Villa earlier. He supports neither of those which makes it even more annoying
Score?
I wouldn’t...
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@Catogrande said in Parenting:
@R-L said in Parenting:
@Catogrande Liverpool Villa earlier. He supports neither of those which makes it even more annoying
Score?
I couldn’t...
FIFY
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@Catogrande don't know or care.
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@R-L That’s probably the end of me baiting you. Check on your nippers in bed and everything will seem a lot better. Used to work for me anyway.
