Parenting
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Ha haaa
The wife and I were day drinking. The wife and i got amorous before the kids went to bed. The door lock failed.
Fuck
As in that’s what you said, or that’s what you were doing?
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Ha haaa
The wife and I were day drinking. The wife and i got amorous before the kids went to bed. The door lock failed.
Fuck
Similar thing happened to us in the weekend, blankets were pulled up and I was ‘asleep’.. not sure if that’s a reflection of my skills or simply the best excuse to use.
Our kids are still young so not so hard (the excuse not me) to do. -
haha we have been making a bit of a thing about it with the kids lately, telling them if the door is shut, it means its 'business time' and with them at almost 15 and almost 12, they know what we mean...anytime TR Jnr is mouthing off, I tell him that the door will be shut tonight, and he stops and gives me a look! So much fun messing with your kids!
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@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
It’s even more awkward when it’s her kid that catches you....
So I’m told.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
hungover
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
That's a shitload of foreplay. What a considerate lover he is.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
That's a shitload of foreplay. What a considerate lover he is.
i am, it's true
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@taniwharugby said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
aaaare we still talking about the cavity slider?
does it matter?
no
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
aaaare we still talking about the cavity slider?
Oh yes, that too
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I've never heard it called that before, but a cavity slider definitely works. I will never see those two words in the same context again.
"Could you please have a look at my cavity slider"
"No fucking way"The world of doors is a truely fascinating one. Easy and uncomplicated, drama free. If your all lucky oneday I’ll talk about my experiences over at the amazing Life Changes thread..
