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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
And the wife.
hungover
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
That's a shitload of foreplay. What a considerate lover he is.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@mariner4life they were obviously pretty quick to try and bust in eh...
you missed the "drinking" part
all good, he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I've said we shall not speak of this, and that they are to knock before they come in.
fucking funny, i'm surprised it's taken this long
Maybe invest in a lock for the bedroom door...also hows that cavity slider coming along..
it was locked, i think the lock is fucked
and the cavity slider is exactly the same...
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
Was superb timing by your son, such a small window of time to catch you in the act, what 4 or 5 mins??
That's a shitload of foreplay. What a considerate lover he is.
i am, it's true
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@taniwharugby said in Parenting:
@mariner4life said in Parenting:
aaaare we still talking about the cavity slider?
does it matter?
no
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Cover me for the flights, 2 weeks quarantine at both ends and I’ll come take a look.
aaaare we still talking about the cavity slider?
Oh yes, that too
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I've never heard it called that before, but a cavity slider definitely works. I will never see those two words in the same context again.
"Could you please have a look at my cavity slider"
"No fucking way"The world of doors is a truely fascinating one. Easy and uncomplicated, drama free. If your all lucky oneday I’ll talk about my experiences over at the amazing Life Changes thread..
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Easy and uncomplicated, drama free
until the lock fails...
Could have been worse, when my mate's daughter walked in on them, they were in a 69. That apparently took some explaining...
sure
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Easy and uncomplicated, drama free
until the lock fails...
Could have been worse, when my mate's daughter walked in on them, they were in a 69. That apparently took some explaining...
I see new house plans on a regular basis. The best ones are the ones where the master bedroom is on it’s own level or far corner of the house. Plenty of privacy ample warning of M4L jnr is heading your way ( perimeter alarms would be a great idea).
Sooo have you sat him down and done that whole awkward American Pie sex talk?
Edit: or does he know more then you already..
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Easy and uncomplicated, drama free
until the lock fails...
Could have been worse, when my mate's daughter walked in on them, they were in a 69. That apparently took some explaining...
I see new house plans on a regular basis. The best ones are the ones where the master bedroom is on it’s own level or far corner of the house. Plenty of privacy ample warning of M4L jnr is heading your way ( perimeter alarms would be a great idea).
Sooo have you sat him down and done that whole awkward American Pie sex talk?
Edit: or does he know more then you already..
he's 9
so yeah, probably knows more than me
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Our bedroom is at the other end of the house. But, kids can walk pretty silently on a tiled flooralso i was drunk, and otherwise engaged.
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
Easy and uncomplicated, drama free
until the lock fails...
Could have been worse, when my mate's daughter walked in on them, they were in a 69. That apparently took some explaining...
"wrestling"
Mate of mine in school walked in on his parents. His father was suffering from kidney stones and he heard moaning coming from the bedroom and thought his father might need some assistance. Turns out his mother was already "assisting".
