Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff

[Bones]

@canefan drooooool

[Kruse]

@Bones said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@Kruse love it!

If you look on Dr Google there's plenty of variation to the recipes although I think traditionalists would be aghast at putting things like tomato, coffee, fresh chillies etc in (most recipes call for dried chillies). But hey I like my take.

Yours
Fuckhead

The only good use I've found for "traditionalists"... is sucking my balls.
I've taken 5 months of having nothing to do before finally finding my "cooking shit" phase, and trialling different "secret ingredients for chilli-con-carne" seems a reasonably hobby.

[Bones]

@Kruse said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

The only good use I've found for "traditionalists"... is sucking my balls.

I ahh.....I..... references please.

[TeWaio]

Second cook on the kamado, smoked a brace of ducks over oak, came out really nicely with a huge amount of smoke flavour. Had to do more well done than usual, as cooking for two pregnant people. Graph shows that temperature control is still a work in progress....

Was served with drip pan roast potatoes in garlic and thyme, a ratatouille of savoy cabbage, celeriac, chestnuts and pancetta, and pears poached in caramel and star anise. Birthday meal cooked by my wife, I just did the kamado part. Nom.

[canefan]

Smoked a rack of lamb last night. In the akorn, heat shield removed, fat down on the grill @ 400F until medium rare. Came out primo

Served with veges and some leftover chimichurri

[Hooroo]

@canefan pity the lamb looks perfect!!! Wicked job mate! No need for knife and fork for those cutlets

[canefan]

@Hooroo said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@canefan pity the lamb looks perfect!!! Wicked job mate! No need for knife and fork for those cutlets

Only thing I'd change would be to foil the bones for presentation. But you don't eat the bones!

[nzzp]

Tikka masala with naan tonight. Have been playing aroudn with the naan recipe, and reckon I've finally nailed it.

Goddamn. Fat and happy.

[MajorRage]

@nzzp said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

Tikka masala with naan tonight. Have been playing aroudn with the naan recipe, and reckon I've finally nailed it.

Goddamn. Fat and happy.

Please post recipe!

[nzzp]

@MajorRage honestly, I just use the breadmaker. From memory, after a few drinks:

yeast (as needed - on the base, a tsp or so). I don't measure, just shake it in

450g flour
300 ml of liquid. For Naan I use yoghurt, milk and some water. Heat it in the microwave to get it 'warm' -- not hot -- to support the yeast.

Add 1/2 t sugar, some salt and a squeeze of oil

Run on 'dough' setting, drop onto flour, carve into 8 pieces. Spread with fingers on a floured board, or stretch by hand if you feel brave.

Cook on direct high heat on bbq, and serve. Takes about 5 min to fully cook them (depending on thickness).

Edit: 1/2 t sugar, not 1.2t sugar

[Snowy]

@nzzp That looks great. I'm going to give it a go, except there was no flour or yeast in the supermarket yesterday, FFS, and I am out of yeast and need more flour.

Even level 3 is a pain in the arse.

[nzzp]

@Snowy cheers fella, doing them again tonight with lamb rogan josh. Fat and happy ... I've dropped the 'fit' part this lockdown

[Snowy]

@nzzp said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

I've dropped the 'fit' part this lockdown

As overrated as Akira Ioane. Fat is fine.

[nzzp]

we've given up on the 'fit' part of 'fit, fat happy'.

Prawn tacos last night

followed by veal eye fillet, creamy mushroom sauce, pilaf and a brussel sprouts salad (and peas and corn for the sprogs). Sensational - the boys have no idea this shit ain't normal. I'm checking my privilege.

[Catogrande]

@nzzp Veal fillet? Are you a drug dealer? There is no other explanation for that level of disposable income.

[nzzp]

@Catogrande said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@nzzp Veal fillet? Are you a drug dealer? There is no other explanation for that level of disposable income.

mate, I found some very reasonably priced. NZ product, looked like a cancelled export order.

nah, I deal drugs. Want a hookup?

[Catogrande]

@nzzp said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@Catogrande said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@nzzp Veal fillet? Are you a drug dealer? There is no other explanation for that level of disposable income.

mate, I found some very reasonably priced. NZ product, looked like a cancelled export order.

nah, I deal drugs. Want a hookup?

PM me your price list will ya? You do take Nigerian Naira? I have several million here just waiting for your bank details.

[nzzp]

@Catogrande said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@nzzp said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@Catogrande said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@nzzp Veal fillet? Are you a drug dealer? There is no other explanation for that level of disposable income.

mate, I found some very reasonably priced. NZ product, looked like a cancelled export order.

nah, I deal drugs. Want a hookup?

PM me your price list will ya? You do take Nigerian Naira? I have several million here just waiting for your bank details.

Cheers fella, my nigerian uncle already cleaned out your accounts. Frankly, I expected more.

[Catogrande]

@nzzp bugger. So he has. Thanks anyway for the price list. Note to other Ferners: he’s a bit on the expensive side. OK if you’re a Wellingtonian on six figures.

[voodoo]

@Catogrande said in Recipes, home grown goodness, BBQing and food stuff:

@nzzp bugger. So he has. Thanks anyway for the price list. Note to other Ferners: he’s a bit on the expensive side. OK if you’re a Wellingtonian on six figures.

Perfect!