The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="No Quarter" data-cid="563008" data-time="1457313972">
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<p>We should really use this thread to talk about our issues with porn.</p>
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<p>My name is No Quarter and I'm a pornaholic. I was first introduced to this addictive drug by a friend in my early teens. He had got hold of a CD with movies like "Busty Nurses" and "Debbie does Dallas". It had an immediate impact on my family life, with my mum walking in on us about 5 minutes after we'd fired up Busty Nurses. The screen froze on a particularly explicit scene and I had to turn the monitor off to get it off the screen. This led to a very awkward conversation that I would much rather have avoided.</p>
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<p>CD? Did you listen to the soundtrack and imagine what was happening?</p> -
I'm assuming it was a copy burned onto a 700 mb blank cd.<br>
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<p>CD? Did you listen to the soundtrack and imagine what was happening?</p>
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<p>Yep, more like a Beta!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Paekakboyz" data-cid="563019" data-time="1457315110"><p>By coming second?! :whistle:<br><br>
I'm on board with the you lot - he's gone full hard ass (hardcore didn't seem appropriate!) with his zero tolerance anti-porn position (snigger, position). Plenty of people being paid well and enjoying their work in the porn industry. But the human trafficking and abuse side of things is nasty... although I'd have thought that's more about prostitution than online porn??<br><br>
Re virgins v experienced Ludicrous did say "We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"</p></blockquote>
Ludacris.....<br><br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="563049" data-time="1457319559"><p>He should have just claimed it was all training. Storing up visual pictures so he could win by a length.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="563049" data-time="1457319559">
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<p>He should have just claimed it was all training. Storing up visual pictures so he could <strike>win by <strike>a</strike> length. </strike></p>
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<p>woulda thought finishing that woulda been a wee bit more obvious!</p>
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<p>jeez, it isn't that hard!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="563055" data-time="1457320633"><p>woulda thought finishing that woulda been a wee bit more obvious!<br><br>
jeez, it isn't that hard!</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="563084" data-time="1457326986"><p>Nick has gone from chronic masturbator to self flagellator. Is it trading one guilty pleasure for another?</p></blockquote>
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He's probably reading this thread and knocking one out at the humiliation . -
I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="563087" data-time="1457327984">
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<p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p>
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<p>Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p> -
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<p>He's probably reading this thread and knocking one out at the humiliation .</p>
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<p>Not quite as shocking as this confession</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="563094" data-time="1457328360">
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<p>Probably help with lubrication.</p>
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<p>No i mean he sits in the corner and does a Nick Willis</p> -
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Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p></blockquote>
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From the comments which are great for a change<br><br>
" I tried this with our firstborn , the wife was ok with it but the doctors weren't too pleased" .<br><br>
Nicks an endurance runner, i wonder how he feels about 6 hour bean flicking session? -
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Hes just such a square. I can magine him rubbing one out to the underwear section of a Farmers catalog. <br>
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I'm not sure what a farmers catalogue is like now but during my teenage years they featured the bendon girl Christina Bristow and Elle Macpherson and together they probably caused more DNA to be spilled than a csi lab full of spastics. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="563087" data-time="1457327984"><p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth">http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p></blockquote>
This is advocating fluffers as a medical profession. <br><br>
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