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@taniwharugby @Siam look at you tough guys! Cougar comes at you saying fuck off outta my territory and you guys give it the ol' nah fuck you I have every right to be here!
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@Bones no way but I've had enough jungle and street dog encounters to know that peppering fluffybunnies that are after you with rocks or gravel makes them all think twice. Except for a 12 foot monitor lizard that bailed me up against a fence while walking the dogs... fucken thing couldn't understand English, that's for sure
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@Siam said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@Bones no way but I've had enough jungle and street dog encounters to know that peppering fluffybunnies that are after you with rocks or gravel makes them all think twice. Except for a 12 foot monitor lizard that bailed me up against a fence while walking the dogs... fucken thing couldn't understand English, that's for sure
True I got chased by a ferret once and it stopped as soon as I kicked it across the room. He should have just kicked the cougar back into the forest, what a numpty.
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@Bones oh i was only getting me a big stick for defence if it got too close, probably not sure I'd be throwing stones at it, which might piss it off.
I had no intention continuing my stroll down the path.
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@taniwharugby hah yeah I imagine if it's telling you to fuck off and you start attacking it, it decides to go up a level or 3.
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@Siam I wondered the same, but given I know fuck all about those things, I wondered if you have to avoid making em angry? What if you glanced it and it decided you were a of a threat but not enough to run from?!
The bigger question for me, is who the fuck goes running in forest areas where those things roam wild??? Get a bloody treadmill man!
Also, that sliding pounce/run thing the cat does is awesome!
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@taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@Bones oh i was only getting me a big stick for defence if it got too close, probably not sure I'd be throwing stones at it, which might piss it off.
I had no intention continuing my stroll down the path.
I was thinking a medium sized boulder, small enough to lift and swing, like the size of my head, something to jam at his jaws if he pounced.
Fuck, look at us, taking the term "armchair critics" to new levels
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@voodoo I expect it is much easier to think about what we'd do from behind our laptop and with clean undies!
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@voodoo said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@Bones oh i was only getting me a big stick for defence if it got too close, probably not sure I'd be throwing stones at it, which might piss it off.
I had no intention continuing my stroll down the path.
I was thinking a medium sized boulder, small enough to lift and swing, like the size of my head, something to jam at his jaws if he pounced.
Fuck, look at us, taking the term "armchair critics" to new levels
A whole video of a guy talking to a cougar mum and you go with "his". Bro.
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I think we've all had some experience being stalked by Cougars in our younger years. A firm "no" will usually suffice but if she's really aggressive then maybe get her a glass of white and slip off when she's not looking?
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@No-Quarter I preferred to play dead and let them have their way with me in the hope that they would be gentle
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@No-Quarter said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I think we've all had some experience being stalked by Cougars in our younger years. A firm "no" will usually suffice but if she's really aggressive then maybe get her a glass of white and slip off when she's not looking?
i preferred to fuck them. quantity is quality
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@taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@voodoo I expect it is much easier to think about what we'd do from behind our laptop and with clean undies!
Yes.
As I have mentioned, my wife decided that geese would be a good idea to keep the grass down (and they do) unfortunately the three "girls" aren't. We have two ganders, one of which is very large and a seriously stroppy fluffybunny. I kind of enjoy winding him up but man he will have a go, not cougar level scary but pretty intimidating and makes me laugh like hell.Apparently they will bond with you like a dog does, we haven't got there yet.
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