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    @taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Tim fuck yeah 'muricaaa

    That country is broken as fuck.

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    @Tim This video, which the retard uploaded, makes it look even worse:

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    What the actual fuck

    https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575

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    @Machpants quite possibly the most curious way to announce grinder made your groin happy.

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    @Machpants It's O.K:

    "They have also published a workaround"

    Probably - "don't put one on".

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    Surely not real...? I suppose if Gwyneth can make candles...FB_IMG_1602662571372.jpg

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    @taniwharugby 🤣 I think the giveaway is "94% Lady Jam" 🤣

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    From a mate, LN5 is a postcode area in Lincolnshire - go UK Govt ICT!
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    He was a ground instructor on the F3 when I went through, known as Wibble as that what he did a bit after a mid air collision which grounded him! Yeah banter was harsh. Interesting story, only on the Internet Way Back Machine now

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    He was a ground instructor on the F3 when I went through, known as Wibble as that what he did a bit after a mid air collision which grounded him! Yeah banter was harsh. Interesting story, only on the Internet Way Back Machine now

    My Accident | Ian Weaver

    I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell. That's a story!

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    @Machpants Thanks for that. Makes you stop, think and thank your lucky stars.

    Inspirational story. Comments were great too.

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    @Machpants I assume the bang seats have to be that violent to achieve zero, zero ejection?

    Was also the reason that I couldn't join the Airforce and fly fighters. Would have lost my knees due to thigh length and A4's being a bit small for me. From memory max height was 188cm.

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    From a mate, LN5 is a postcode area in Lincolnshire - go UK Govt ICT!
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    Well that's to be expected. The superior NHS technology is detecting the COVID that Apple builds into the iPhone. It's all about the 5G, well known fact that.

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    @Snowy said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants I assume the bang seats have to be that violent to achieve zero, zero ejection?

    Was also the reason that I couldn't join the Airforce and fly fighters. Would have lost my knees due to thigh length and A4's being a bit small for me. From memory max height was 188cm.

    Bang seats are less violent then they used to be, they are rockets now, rather than explosives charges. So there is a ramp up of acceleration, rather than instant G. Old seats had a tendency to compress the spine, after 2 or 3 ejections, you were not allowed in them again. And in the post war era, with world war attitudes to safety, that wasn't that uncommon!

    Skyhawks are absolutely tiny, so that doesn't surprise me. Normally the is a height min/max, and various limb parts, thigh length, arm reach, weight too. We force fed the tiny lady on my Nav course before her official measure and weigh in, made her drink pints of water. She was only over the limit by less than half a kilo. Fell off a horse in the end, and had to go multi engine. Helis and bang seats were a no go

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Helis and bang seats were a no go

    That is why they are called choppers surely?

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    @Snowy said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Helis and bang seats were a no go

    That is why they are called choppers surely?

    Haha, yeah helis, and also bang seats.

    Commas save lives!

    Though I point you the Kaman Black Shark

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Kaman Black Shark

    Kamov? Counter rotating thing? It ejects the blades first or something doesn't it, then the pilot gets to bang out (so to speak).

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    @Snowy yeah that's the one. Not allowed to fly in most of the worked, as those blades go out some fucking distance like a monster scythe when the handle is pulled!

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    @Machpants Sounds bloody lethal, but at least the pilots (and nav) survive, which is the important thing after all.

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    2020 suddenly isn't looking as bad for me personally.

    Chris Murphy  /  Oct 19, 2020  /  World news

    Man shoots off penis with own weapon while tucking it into waistband - The Mirror

    Man shoots off penis with own weapon while tucking it into waistband - The Mirror

    The man is said to be recovering after the gruesome injury caused by the bullet tearing through his manhood in the Portland town of Jamaica

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    @Bones Luckily he only shot six inches off the end.

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