Grumpy Old Man
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Easy peelers. They're fucken not. Is there a more absurdly named object in the UK than these ridiculous mandarin replacements?
Dude, how big are your fingers? They are very apt named!
I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm no @Hooroo but I don't have girly hands. It takes me at least a minute, sometimes two on the ones I've been buying the last couple of months. You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones I thought easy peelers were just marketed towards kids?
Are you storing them in a fridge? If so, don't.I do hate when there's too much pith left on segments.
Oh yeah, I forgot about all that marketing I saw for easy peelers.
Nah storing them in the fruit basket....
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones mental age is appropriate for you maybe.
They get hard in the fridgeMaybe time to rethink parenting. Kids shouldn't be in the fridge.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones mental age is appropriate for you maybe.
They get hard in the fridgeMaybe time to rethink parenting. Kids shouldn't be in the fridge.
I assure you, kids are always in the fucking fridge.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
God, that's another thing which gets on my goat - bloody Waitrose shoppers who think shopping there enhances their social status.
"Oh Tristan found some Fig & Guava Focaccia there last week. He likes to feed to the ducks".
Fluffybunnies
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@Victor-Meldrew on a WhatsApp group with the missus Twells friends. Guy on there always has to mention Waitrose instead of supermarket. It's pretty funny.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
God, that's another thing which gets on my goat - bloody Waitrose shoppers who think shopping there enhances their social status.
"Oh Tristan found some Fig & Guava Focaccia there last week. He likes to feed to the ducks".
Fluffybunnies
Lmaaao!
They do have lovely stuff though! Mmmm.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
God, that's another thing which gets on my goat - bloody Waitrose shoppers who think shopping there enhances their social status.
"Oh Tristan found some Fig & Guava Focaccia there last week. He likes to feed to the ducks".
Fluffybunnies
Lmaaao!
They do have lovely stuff though! Mmmm.
Mrs Meldrew & I actually heard a woman say this in the Saltash Waitrose a year or two back.
"Giles, Do we have enough organic muesli on the yacht.....?"
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@Victor-Meldrew There used to be a Facebook page dedicated to overheard in Waitrose with some good ones but the addition of the yacht must trump all previous
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew There used to be a Facebook page dedicated to overheard in Waitrose with some good ones but the addition of the yacht must trump all previous
Think the couple must have been stocking up for a weekend cruise on their yacht moored in Plymouth Harbour, just down the road
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage sorry to interrupt you in the middle of your
mueslifennel dust.Fixed