Movie review thread...
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@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Okay, finally got around to Rambo: Last Blood.
Fuck. Soooo bad.
It was obviously some B-grade movie script, shoe-horned into somehow having John Rambo as the lead. And the shoe-horning somehow splattered shit over everything so that nobody gets to go home the better for it.
If I was the kind of piston-wristed-gibbon who used phrases like "destroyed my childhood" in reference to goddamn movie franchises... I gotta say, this shite was more worthy of that claim than any transformers or starwars or whatever else.
So shit.
1 unnecessary-shooting-of-the-already-dead-by-booby-trap-baddie out of 5 actually-his-niece-was-kinda-hotSo did you like it or not?
I think 1 unnecessary-shooting-of-the-already-dead-by-booby-trap-baddies was generous ... but agree on the niece.
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@MajorRage yeah, it wasn't bad. Would recommend, with a freshly steamed bag of dicks as a nicely matching viewing snack.
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@Kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage yeah, it wasn't bad. Would recommend, with a freshly steamed bag of dicks as a nicely matching viewing snack.
fucking LOL!!
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@JC said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Spent the first part of this morning watching High Plains Drifter again. Utter bollocks of course, but in a brilliant way. 5 misanthropic psychopaths out of 5 dwarf sheriffs.
I’m a massive Clint fan but this would be behind the dollars trilogy, Outlaw Josey Wales and Unforgiven in his list of westerns.
It’s still great stuff though but probably not 5 out of 5
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@JC said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Spent the first part of this morning watching High Plains Drifter again. Utter bollocks of course, but in a brilliant way. 5 misanthropic psychopaths out of 5 dwarf sheriffs.
I’m a massive Clint fan but this would be behind the dollars trilogy, Outlaw Josey Wales and Unforgiven in his list of westerns.
It’s still great stuff though but probably not 5 out of 5
It's early in his director career, borrowing heavily on the Leone trilogy. Even Hang 'Em High is better.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@JC said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Spent the first part of this morning watching High Plains Drifter again. Utter bollocks of course, but in a brilliant way. 5 misanthropic psychopaths out of 5 dwarf sheriffs.
I’m a massive Clint fan but this would be behind the dollars trilogy, Outlaw Josey Wales and Unforgiven in his list of westerns.
It’s still great stuff though but probably not 5 out of 5
It's early in his director career, borrowing heavily on the Leone trilogy. Even Hang 'Em High is better.
You reckon ?
Haven’t seen it in yonks but I remember it being a big drop in quality from the dollars films which he’d just made.
Coogans Bluff ( not a western but made around the same time ) is a really good flick though.
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White Boy Rick
Solid 3.5 newcomers out of 5 old hands
Excellent debut performance from ‘Rick’
I thank my lucky stars I didn’t grow up in Detroit
What a shithole
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Wine flowing, fire going and temperature dropping so Mrs Meldrew suggested watching a Christmas film. The secret, romantic me being a bit of a sucker for things Christmas, I agreed and we settled for The Christmas Train. Starred Danny Glover & Dermot Mulrony and based on a David Baldacci book so should be OK right?
How wrong I was....and I'd really like that 95 minutes of my life back.
Utter crap. 2 screaming sugar-fuelled Christmas Day kids out of 5 drunk Christmas Aunts
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Wine flowing, fire going and temperature dropping so Mrs Meldrew suggested watching a Christmas film. The secret, romantic me being a bit of a sucker for things Christmas, I agreed and we settled for The Christmas Train. Starred Danny Glover & Dermot Mulrony and based on a David Baldacci book so should be OK right?
How wrong I was....and I'd really like that 95 minutes of my life back.
Utter crap. 2 screaming sugar-fuelled Christmas Day kids out of 5 drunk Christmas Aunts
Should have stuck to Die Hard
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@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.
no! that can't be right.
if it is, fuuuuuck you for ruining this for me
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.
no! that can't be right.
if it is, fuuuuuck you for ruining this for me
I'm not in tune enough to work out this movie? Is it Matrix or John Wick? Isn't that the gay lawyer off Jessica Jones?
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@mariner4life Straight from the IMDB page.
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@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life Straight from the IMDB page.
oh god. we are old
in one closer shot she looks like Keanu's dad
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@mariner4life Man I am not a person who lusts after your typical young insta whores, really not interested in ladies under 30. But that pic is not working for me!
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@mariner4life I was so tempted to post it in the hot thread.
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@Machpants said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life Man I am not a person who lusts after your typical young insta whores, really not interested in ladies under 30. But that pic is not working for me!
it is just destroying an image from my formative years.
any word on the plot for this? Everyone fucking died didn't they? i don't know, i have seen Revolutions maybe twice ever. it was awful.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Sci-Fi
