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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Wine flowing, fire going and temperature dropping so Mrs Meldrew suggested watching a Christmas film. The secret, romantic me being a bit of a sucker for things Christmas, I agreed and we settled for The Christmas Train. Starred Danny Glover & Dermot Mulrony and based on a David Baldacci book so should be OK right?

    How wrong I was....and I'd really like that 95 minutes of my life back.

    Utter crap. 2 screaming sugar-fuelled Christmas Day kids out of 5 drunk Christmas Aunts

    Should have stuck to Die Hard

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    @canefan

    That's a seasonal favourite in Meldrew Towers along with Bad Santa

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    Matrix 4

    I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.

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    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Matrix 4

    I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.

    no! that can't be right.

    if it is, fuuuuuck you for ruining this for me

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Matrix 4

    I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.

    no! that can't be right.

    if it is, fuuuuuck you for ruining this for me

    I'm not in tune enough to work out this movie? Is it Matrix or John Wick? Isn't that the gay lawyer off Jessica Jones?

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  • TimT Away
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    @mariner4life Straight from the IMDB page.

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Sci-Fi

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Sci-Fi

    2h 28m | R

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    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life Straight from the IMDB page.

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Sci-Fi

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Sci-Fi

    2h 28m | R

    oh god. we are old

    in one closer shot she looks like Keanu's dad

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    @mariner4life Man I am not a person who lusts after your typical young insta whores, really not interested in ladies under 30. But that pic is not working for me!

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  • TimT Away
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    @mariner4life I was so tempted to post it in the hot thread.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @Machpants said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life Man I am not a person who lusts after your typical young insta whores, really not interested in ladies under 30. But that pic is not working for me!

    it is just destroying an image from my formative years.

    any word on the plot for this? Everyone fucking died didn't they? i don't know, i have seen Revolutions maybe twice ever. it was awful.

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    @mariner4life No idea, here is the high point movie 2 and 3

    37064e77-882c-4fef-a787-11b0b1f83bc8-image.jpeg

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    @Machpants you'll get no argument from me

    although i am in a minority because i actually really liked Reloaded, and consider the freeway scene to be among the best action sequences i have ever seen.

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Machpants you'll get no argument from me

    although i am in a minority because i actually really liked Reloaded, and consider the freeway scene to be among the best action sequences i have ever seen.

    Yeah that was pretty fucking cool. I bumped into a couple of kiwis bros, looked like twins, who had blond dreads. I think they boned themselves around London on the back of that scene!

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    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Matrix 4

    I'm thinking they should've recast this sequel.

    Someone should've been assigned a nutritionist and a personal trainer six months before shooting.

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    There is another photo with Laurence Lana.

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    A more flattering angle. She’s 53, looked good for age in Jessica Jones.

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    @Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

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    A more flattering angle. She’s 53, looked good for age in Jessica Jones.

    That pic doesn't work?

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    @Hooroo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

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    A more flattering angle. She’s 53, looked good for age in Jessica Jones.

    That pic doesn't work?

    Edited to just the link, didn’t work in the preview

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    @Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

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    A more flattering angle. She’s 53, looked good for age in Jessica Jones.

    You're grasping bro

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    @Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

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    A more flattering angle. She’s 53, looked good for age in Jessica Jones.

    If you’re into chicks that look like men she’s HAF

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