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Every time I see Gerard Butler in a new movie I instantly think bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Heās actually utterly shite and has about as much range as a cork gun.
Heās still living off his performance in 300 which, to be fair, was absolutely farking epic.
Just watched (again)
Law Abiding Citizen
Yeah thought he was pretty good in this eh. It's a good watch, 300 out of 500.It gets kudos for a fantastic torture scene and some cool gadgets but Butler was being annoyingly Bulterish even back then I thought
I think that was the first Butler film I just stopped watching midway through. But IIRC it was more to do with the movie as a whole than him.
I'd still watch him over Clive Owen any day.
I'm amazed Clive had a career.
I'm not so much amazed at the career, but rather that it's a somewhat acclaimed career. Everyone agrees Butler can't act for shit but there's people out there who rate Owen.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Eye of the Beholder
The Good: It stars Ashley Judd.
The Bad: She's supported by these blokes; Ewan McGregor, k.d. Lang and Jason Priestley.
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@Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones Ha! Saw an old TOTP video recently of Dexeys Midnight Runners singing āJackie Wilson saidā, with a huge background picture of Jocky Wilson the fat darts player
Yeah saw that too, was it on the Vic Reeves thing? Gold.
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Every time I see Gerard Butler in a new movie I instantly think bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Heās actually utterly shite and has about as much range as a cork gun.
Heās still living off his performance in 300 which, to be fair, was absolutely farking epic.
Just watched (again)
Law Abiding Citizen
Yeah thought he was pretty good in this eh. It's a good watch, 300 out of 500.It gets kudos for a fantastic torture scene and some cool gadgets but Butler was being annoyingly Bulterish even back then I thought
I think that was the first Butler film I just stopped watching midway through. But IIRC it was more to do with the movie as a whole than him.
I'd still watch him over Clive Owen any day.
I think mine would be London has fallen.
That was utter shite.
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@Bones I saw it on some quiz thing. Had Martin Kemp and some other celebrities that Iād never heard of, hosted by two more that I didnāt know either. Was a complete charisma vacuum.
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My son wanted to watch Falling Down and I happily obliged. Watched that film to death back in the day. Classic.
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Road House
Tricked the wife into watching it by saying it's one of Swayze's finest hours. She needn't know it 's just pointless violence, thin plot and loads of fighting. It's fucking great!
4 throat grabs out of 5 epic jeff healey moments/
Always good to revisit this one. The stand out bit for me was Ben Gazarra having peopleās cars crushed with his giant truck. Even for a film with s ludicrous plot that stood out.
You know, I think Iāll watch it again tonight.
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@Catogrande oh yeah, The Hit List! I actually think that show is great, it's a lot of fun ( I usually watch it with the missus before heading upstairs while celeb dancing thing is on).
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@MajorRage snap!! Watched it for the first time ever on catch up last night, loved it. The violence was hilarious tbf, but I just love the swayz' too much to hate any film of his.
5 door whores out of 5 fisticuffs for me
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
My son wanted to watch Falling Down and I happily obliged. Watched that film to death back in the day. Classic.
That movie is a banger. So many classic lines and scenes.
D FENS !!!!!
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The Trial of the Chicago 7
Based on the infamous 1969 trial of seven defendants charged by the federal government with conspiracy and more, arising from the countercultural protests in Chicago at the 1968 Democratic National Convention.
Yeah this is a bloody good watch. Mostly courtroom drama with a measure of intrigue, horror and comedy that keeps you gripped.
4.5 objections out of 5 convicted felons.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
My son wanted to watch Falling Down and I happily obliged. Watched that film to death back in the day. Classic.
That movie is a banger. So many classic lines and scenes.
D FENS !!!!!
Weāre not the same. Iām an American and youāre just a sick asshole.
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My son wanted to watch Falling Down and I happily obliged. Watched that film to death back in the day. Classic.
That movie is a banger. So many classic lines and scenes.
D FENS !!!!!
Weāre not the same. Iām an American and youāre just a sick asshole.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Every time I see Gerard Butler in a new movie I instantly think bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Heās actually utterly shite and has about as much range as a cork gun.
Heās still living off his performance in 300 which, to be fair, was absolutely farking epic.
Just watched (again)
Law Abiding Citizen
Yeah thought he was pretty good in this eh. It's a good watch, 300 out of 500.It gets kudos for a fantastic torture scene and some cool gadgets but Butler was being annoyingly Bulterish even back then I thought
I think that was the first Butler film I just stopped watching midway through. But IIRC it was more to do with the movie as a whole than him.
I'd still watch him over Clive Owen any day.
I think mine would be London has fallen.
That was utter shite.
Oh yeah, those first two Fallen's are shit, yet I somehow watched the third one as well and said somewhat complimentary things about it. Apparently they're about to make another one.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Every time I see Gerard Butler in a new movie I instantly think bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Heās actually utterly shite and has about as much range as a cork gun.
Heās still living off his performance in 300 which, to be fair, was absolutely farking epic.
Just watched (again)
Law Abiding Citizen
Yeah thought he was pretty good in this eh. It's a good watch, 300 out of 500.It gets kudos for a fantastic torture scene and some cool gadgets but Butler was being annoyingly Bulterish even back then I thought
I think that was the first Butler film I just stopped watching midway through. But IIRC it was more to do with the movie as a whole than him.
I'd still watch him over Clive Owen any day.
I think mine would be London has fallen.
That was utter shite.
Oh yeah, those first two Fallen's are shit, yet I somehow watched the third one as well and said somewhat complimentary things about it. Apparently they're about to make another one.
In a world where any number of fast and furious movies are made nothing surprises me
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Every time I see Gerard Butler in a new movie I instantly think bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Heās actually utterly shite and has about as much range as a cork gun.
Heās still living off his performance in 300 which, to be fair, was absolutely farking epic.
Just watched (again)
Law Abiding Citizen
Yeah thought he was pretty good in this eh. It's a good watch, 300 out of 500.It gets kudos for a fantastic torture scene and some cool gadgets but Butler was being annoyingly Bulterish even back then I thought
I think that was the first Butler film I just stopped watching midway through. But IIRC it was more to do with the movie as a whole than him.
I'd still watch him over Clive Owen any day.
I think mine would be London has fallen.
That was utter shite.
Oh yeah, those first two Fallen's are shit, yet I somehow watched the third one as well and said somewhat complimentary things about it. Apparently they're about to make another one.
In a world where any number of fast and furious movies are made nothing surprises me
Fast and Furious movies are dumb but IMHO fun, they're absurd and they know it - the Fallen movies try to weave seriousness in with their stupidity and it doesn't really work, and Gerard is no The Rock, or even Vin Diesel in the charisma stakes.
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Sudden Impact
Sorry Clint, you may be the coolest motherfucker who has ever graced a movie screen but not in this movie. Unbelelievably 80s and cheesy with some lame action scenes, an unfunny farting dog and some terrible acting. Considering the original Dirty Harry is one of the greatest films ever made it probably comes as no surprise that it's sequels got worse and worse ( although The Dead Pool was actually better ).
Fun fact. The "Go ahead, make my day" line is from this, not one of the three previous Harry movies.
2 putting ketchup up on hot dogs out of 5 lesbians being punched
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Gladiator (Extended Edition)
First time watching this, and I prefer the addition of the extra 16 mins of footage.
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- A brief scene showing Maximus surveying the cost of the Battle with the Germanians. They are hacked and dying Roman's everywhere.
- A brief scene preluding the confrontation of Marcus Aurelius and Commodus. It shows Marcus praying to his ancestors for wisdom.
- Friends of Proximo try to get him to bet against his own gladiators. We are also introduced to Hagan, the German in this scene.
- Proximo tries to reason with Maximus as to not killing his opponents so quickly but to entertain the crowd.
- Maximus watches condemned Christians executed in the arena as they are fed to the lions.
- Lucilla, Gracchus and Gaius have an important meeting in Gracchus' house. They discuss the future death of the Roman People as her brother Commodus is selling the grain reserve to pay for the games. They conclude that Commodus must die.
- Commodus, dismayed by the re-appearence of Maximus, attacks a bust of his father with a sword.
- Two of the Praetorians that knew of Maximus's escape from Germania, are executed by Commodus. Quintus and Commodus have an argument.
- Commodus orders his spies to watch senators and Proximo. Proximo notices one of his followers.
- Lucilla realizes that Falco is in league with Commodus.
- Praetorians attack innocent civilains by setting them on fire.
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I also learnt something new in the lengthy special features. Brian Blessed has an off-screen cameo in a Colosseum scene and it is him who says "Maximus, Maximus the merciful" after Maximus spares the life of Tigris. He has such a distinctive voice it is so obvious if you already know this.
