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    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @SynicBast

    Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.

    Right Laura Croft?

    Is that Lara's drunken sister?

    Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.

    Surely that would the be Clara?

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    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @SynicBast

    Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.

    Right Laura Croft?

    Is that Lara's drunken sister?

    Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.

    Surely that would the be Clara?

    Much classier.

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    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @SynicBast

    Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.

    Right Laura Croft?

    Is that Lara's drunken sister?

    Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.

    Surely that would the be Clara?

    Much classier.

    Or even Llassier?

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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
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    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @SynicBast

    Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.

    Right Laura Croft?

    Is that Lara's drunken sister?

    Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.

    Surely that would the be Clara?

    Much classier.

    Or even Llassier?

    Double upvote!

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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
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    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @SynicBast

    Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.

    Right Laura Croft?

    Is that Lara's drunken sister?

    Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.

    Surely that would the be Clara?

    Much classier.

    Or even Llassier?

    Faye Brown  /  Feb 17, 2021  /  News

    Iceland boss sacked after branding Welsh language 'gibberish'

    Iceland boss sacked after branding Welsh language 'gibberish'

    Shoppers vowed to boycott the supermarket over the remarks.

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    @pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?

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    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?

    We seem as a society to increasingly view resilience with indifference and glorify 'microagressions' being called out.

    Whatever happened to tolerance?

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    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Whatever happened to tolerance?

    Great question for a thread titled Grumpy Old Man

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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Whatever happened to tolerance?

    Great question for a thread titled Grumpy Old Man

    Well he’s got a point. You all need to BE MORE FUCKING TOLERANT!

    For fucks sake, it’s not hard. What doesn’t someone make you all be more tolerant?

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    replied to JC on last edited by
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    @jc https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/irritable-male-syndrome

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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @jc https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/irritable-male-syndrome

    Fuck me, even that article made me grumpy because up until the last third I was reading it as irritable bowel syndrome and wondering what the hell that had to do with anything.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
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    @crazy-horse You read it?!!!

    That's anti-Fern behaviour right there.

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    @dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.

    What does it say?

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    @jc said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.

    What does it say?

    I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".

    I replied... "fuck you".
    Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science.

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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @jc said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.

    What does it say?

    I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".

    I replied... "fuck you".
    Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science.

    and it's fucking bullshit because i have done all of those things and i am grumpier than ever!

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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @jc said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.

    What does it say?

    I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".

    I replied... "fuck you".
    Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science.

    and it's fucking bullshit because i have done all of those things and i am grumpier than ever!

    Scientific Evidence. I'd nominate you for a Nobel Prize

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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".

    So the things that help me resist being a grumpy fluffybunny - I give them up, and I am no longer a grumpy fluffybunny. Uh huh.

    I opened it but it pissed me off too much to actually read it.
    Blokes wrote it too. Fucking pussies.

    We have a thread for stupid shit that you see on the internet.

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    why do people have to drive so fucking slow? especially at peak time?

    Taking 200-300m to get to the speed limit from the lights is a fucking dick move

    Driving 10-15km below the speed limit doesn't make you a safe driver, it makes you a fuckhead

    Find out where you are going before you leave, don't drive at 30kmph down the road looking for your destination

    use. your. fucking. rearview. mirror. to. see. if. you. are. being. a. fluffybunny.

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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    why do people have to drive so fucking slow? especially at peak time?

    Taking 200-300m to get to the speed limit from the lights is a fucking dick move

    Driving 10-15km below the speed limit doesn't make you a safe driver, it makes you a fuckhead

    Find out where you are going before you leave, don't drive at 30kmph down the road looking for your destination

    use. your. fucking. rearview. mirror. to. see. if. you. are. being. a. fluffybunny.

    what about the way traffic automatically slows to 15kms/hr below the speed limit as soon as there is a bit of rain? Your're not cornering a hairpin in a fucking F1 car at Monaco, it's really not that hard to drive gentle curves and the straights at 60km/hr

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    @voodoo unless your name is Tiger Woods it seems...

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