Grumpy Old Man
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@pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?
We seem as a society to increasingly view resilience with indifference and glorify 'microagressions' being called out.
Whatever happened to tolerance?
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@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whatever happened to tolerance?
Great question for a thread titled Grumpy Old Man
Well he’s got a point. You all need to BE MORE FUCKING TOLERANT!
For fucks sake, it’s not hard. What doesn’t someone make you all be more tolerant?
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@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/irritable-male-syndrome
Fuck me, even that article made me grumpy because up until the last third I was reading it as irritable bowel syndrome and wondering what the hell that had to do with anything.
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@crazy-horse You read it?!!!
That's anti-Fern behaviour right there.
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.
What does it say?
I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".
I replied... "fuck you".
Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science. -
@kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.
What does it say?
I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".
I replied... "fuck you".
Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science.and it's fucking bullshit because i have done all of those things and i am grumpier than ever!
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat I disapprove of this kind of thing and disagree completely.
What does it say?
I skimmed it, it seems to say "stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".
I replied... "fuck you".
Goddamn technocrats trying to take over our spiritual AND physical health now, with their religion-of-science.and it's fucking bullshit because i have done all of those things and i am grumpier than ever!
Scientific Evidence. I'd nominate you for a Nobel Prize
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@kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
"stop eating steak, stop drinking booze, stop lazing around the house watching violent TV and movies - and you might not be such a grumpy old fluffy-bunny".
So the things that help me resist being a grumpy fluffybunny - I give them up, and I am no longer a grumpy fluffybunny. Uh huh.
I opened it but it pissed me off too much to actually read it.
Blokes wrote it too. Fucking pussies.We have a thread for stupid shit that you see on the internet.
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why do people have to drive so fucking slow? especially at peak time?
Taking 200-300m to get to the speed limit from the lights is a fucking dick move
Driving 10-15km below the speed limit doesn't make you a safe driver, it makes you a fuckhead
Find out where you are going before you leave, don't drive at 30kmph down the road looking for your destination
use. your. fucking. rearview. mirror. to. see. if. you. are. being. a. fluffybunny.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
why do people have to drive so fucking slow? especially at peak time?
Taking 200-300m to get to the speed limit from the lights is a fucking dick move
Driving 10-15km below the speed limit doesn't make you a safe driver, it makes you a fuckhead
Find out where you are going before you leave, don't drive at 30kmph down the road looking for your destination
use. your. fucking. rearview. mirror. to. see. if. you. are. being. a. fluffybunny.
what about the way traffic automatically slows to 15kms/hr below the speed limit as soon as there is a bit of rain? Your're not cornering a hairpin in a fucking F1 car at Monaco, it's really not that hard to drive gentle curves and the straights at 60km/hr
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sending one person to do the office coffee order between 8am and 8.30am is a dick move of epic proportions. You rock in to your cafe of choice, you're 2nd in line, and the dude in front of you goes
ok i need 1 long black, 1 flat white, 1 skinny latte, 1 cappuccino with almond milk, 1 macchiato, and 1 hot chocolate
Extra fluffybunny points if there now needs to be a breakdown of payment.
mother. fucker.
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Been a while since I had a decent rant about the ginger retard that is my cat (or the cat brought into my house). Stoopid shit has taken to coming in at about 4:30 in the morning and howling for no apparent reason. Why you stupid prick? We’re still in the same farking place we always are at that hour, i.e. sleeping. Tard couldn’t even catch a mouse the other day despite being in the same room as it. And then the fucker has the nerve to make noise to get let in from a door that is about 4 effing metres away from his cat flap. Oh yeah, he keeps getting stuck in the garage and shat in there yesterday. Stupid ginger cnut.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
sending one person to do the office coffee order between 8am and 8.30am is a dick move of epic proportions. You rock in to your cafe of choice, you're 2nd in line, and the dude in front of you goes
ok i need 1 long black, 1 flat white, 1 skinny latte, 1 cappuccino with almond milk, 1 macchiato, and 1 hot chocolate
Extra fluffybunny points if there now needs to be a breakdown of payment.
mother. fucker.
Thats not even close to being in a crowded bar and the person in front of you ordering a bunch of cocktails. And then half way through the order having her friend tap her shoulder and ask her to get x, y, z as well.
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Ordering coffee. In a pub. At the bar. When it's busy.
